Detective and mystery stories; Rouletabille, Joseph (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
Mrs. Rance presented him to us, and he uttered a few polite phrases,
after which he opened his wide mouth in a great hearty laugh. He was
jubilant, and we were soon to learn the reason why. He had brought back
from his visit to the Museum of Paris the certainty that the skeleton
of the Barma Grande was no more ancient than the one which he had
discovered in his last expedition to Terra del Fuego. All the Institute
was of this opinion, and took for the basis of its reasonings the fact
that the bone of the spine of the _elephus_ which Old Bob had
carried to Paris, and which the owner of the Barma Grande had loaned
him after having declared to him that he had found it in the same bed
of earth as the famous skeleton--that this spinal bone belonged, let
us say, to an _elephus_ of the middle of the quarternary period.
Ah, it would have done your heart good to hear the joyous contempt with
which Old Bob spoke of the middle of the quarternary period. At the
very thought of a spinal bone of the middle of the quarternary period,
he laughed as heartily as though some one had told him the finest joke
in the world. Could it be that in this day and age, a savant, worthy
of being dignified by the name, could find anything to interest him in
a skeleton of the middle of the quarternary period! His own skeleton
(or, to be more exact, that which he had brought from Terra del Fuego)
dated from the commencement of this period, and, in consequence, was
older by two thousand years--you hear? _two thousand years--!_ And
he was sure, because of this shoulder blade having belonged to the cave
bear, the shoulder blade which he had found, he, Old Bob, between the
arms of his own skeleton. (He said “my own skeleton” in his enthusiasm,
making no distinction between the living skeleton which he was carrying
about under his black coat, his black trousers, his white hair and his
rosy cheeks, and the prehistoric skeleton of Terra del Fuego.)
“Therefore, my skeleton dates from the cave. But that of
Baousse-Raousse! Oh, no, no, my children! at furthest from the epoch
of the mammoth, and yet--no--no--from the rhinoceros with the cloven
nostrils. Therefore--One has nothing left to discover, ladies and
gentlemen, in the period of the rhinoceros with the cleft nostrils.--I
swear it, upon the honor of Old Bob. My skeleton comes from the
chelleenne epoch, as you say in France. Well, what are you laughing at?
I am not even sure that the _elephus_ of Rochers Rouges dates from
the Mousterian epoch. And why not from the Silurian epoch--or yet--or
yet--from the Magdalenian epoch? No, no--that’s too much. An _elephus
antiquus_ from the Magdalenian epoch would be an impossibility.
That _elephus_ will drive me mad! Ah, I shall die of joy. Poor
Baousse-Raousse!”
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