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“I’m not so sure of that,” said West, critically examining the _sole à
la Marguery_, which the waiter submitted for his inspection; “I fancy it
rather depends upon the humbugger. It’s funny in business to know a man
is trying to ‘do’ you, and to know that he doesn’t know you suspect him.
And—I think most men are rather pleasantly tickled when they find a
pretty woman who thinks it worth while getting round them. That’s where
you have a man; the greatest compliment you can pay a man is to flatter
him by trying to lay hold of him.”
“Doesn’t that depend upon the motive? A rich, ugly man must get rather
tired of being run after.”
“No, it’s one of the pleasant powers that money brings with it; there’s
compensation in thinking that the handsome poor fool longs in vain to
have what you can command.”
“You talk as if you were—” Marian broke off short.
“I _know_ you were going to say,” exclaimed West, laughing, “that I was
the rich, ugly man. You’re quite wrong,” he added, his eyes still
twinkling with fun; “I’m one of the exceptions: I’m rich, _and_ young
_and_ handsome. Don’t think me conceited, but I can’t bear mock
modesty.”
“And yet I’m sure you’re ready enough to call a woman conceited if she’s
pretty and shows that she knows it.”
“Not a bit; it’s part of the charm of a pretty woman that she cannot
hide her self-consciousness. Do you know I haven’t enjoyed a dinner so
much for ages.”
“They do cook well here.”
“Cook! Cook!” he answered, looking at her quizzically. “Do you really
think I referred to the food? Of course you don’t. You’re too sensible;
I can buy food of the best every day, but I’m sorry to say I—can’t have
you opposite me always. That’s very badly put, isn’t it? Never mind, a
compliment prettily paid is generally a stock one, trotted out on all
proper and some improper occasions; but joking apart, it is a treat to
meet with a woman who can keep up her own end in a game of conversation.
Especially if she’s——”
“I _know_ what you were going to say——”
“Then I needn’t say it. People are so desperately stupid, or if they’re
not then they’re so desperately in earnest. A clever woman who can
frivol is delightful.”
“So is a clever man.”
“Let’s drink our mutual admiration, then,” said West, looking at her
over his glass of sparkling Rhine wine; “let’s form a mutual admiration
society, strictly limited to two; the only rule being that we shall dine
together at suitable and short intervals. At present the club’s confined
to one member, myself; will you join it? And consider to-night the first
meeting—of many?”
“It would be very jolly. But I think you’d better wait till the evening
is over before you decide whether I’m a properly qualified member, don’t
you?”
“No—I don’t, and I guess that what you really mean is that you’re not
so sure about me. We’ll pass a new rule then at once: any member tired
of any other member is to confess candidly and to retire from the club.
Now you’re safe——”
“And—so are you.”
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