London (England) -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
He remembered so well the building of the cottage—how clearly its white
walls stood out against the green background of the downs, and how
pleasantly the months had slipped away when he stayed there the last
summer; he almost dreaded now to go on and to cross its threshold; it
would be so dreary and so empty.
With a half laugh, he shook himself free from these oppressive thoughts,
and hurried along down the chalky road into the village, where many
homely acquaintances greeted him warmly, expressing surprise at his
visiting them at such a time of the year.
Mrs. Witchout, who “did” for him, stood on the doorstep ready to greet
him. She was an abnormally tall, abnormally thin, abnormally
pinched-faced and red-nosed woman, which beacon was a libel upon her
teetotal principles and practice.
“The fire’s burnin’ nicerly, and your luggidge’s all piled upinaheap,”
said Mrs. Witchout, in her piping voice, which came startlingly as would
the note of a penny whistle from a lengthy organ pipe. “I didn’t like to
sort it out not knowin’-whatswhat.”
Mrs. Witchout’s most remarkable gift was a breathless way of running two
or three words into one, which was not only astonishing but often
perplexing.
“That’s all right, Mrs. Witchout. How are you?”
“I’m myself, which comes to the same as sayin’ I’m middlin’; w’en I
ain’t got a cold in the ’ead I’m sure to have a blister on my ’eel, but
I managesterfergitit by not thinkin’ abart myself. Ain’t you ’ungry,
sir? I do ’ope so. I’ve got two sich nice chops, pertaties, cabidgeanda
cheese.”
“Hungry! I should say I am! The walk across the cliffs is better than
any pick-me-up in the world. So on with the chops and out with the
cheese.”
The north end of the cottage was occupied by one large room, lit by a
long lattice window and a skylight above; a passage ran from the front
door right through to the back, and on the south there were two floors,
the lower half kitchen, half sitting room, the upper a bedroom reached
by a narrow stair from the passage. A snug nest Maddison had thought it,
but despite the bright fires in studio and kitchen and Mrs. Witchout’s
warm welcome, there was a sense of desolateness about the place that
hurt him. He carried his portmanteau up to the bedroom, unstrapped it,
then sat down on the edge of the bed and looked out of the open window,
through which the breeze came cool and crisp. There lay the sea, spread
out like a great, gray drugget, and in the distance the gathering fog.
It _was_ dreary.
“Chopson the table!” Mrs. Witchout called up the stairs.
“Wat’llyoudrink? Beer?”
“Beer will do A1!”
Again Maddison tried to shake himself free of his oppression, and ran
down the stairs.
“You’re a brick, Mrs. Witchout: chops and cheese and beer! Here goes!”
Mrs. Witchout tucked her hands under her apron and looked on approvingly
as he set to vigorously.
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