The Phantom Regiment; or, Stories of "Ours"Grant, James
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The Phantom Regiment; or, Stories of "Ours"
Grant, James
Adventure stories; British -- Foreign countries -- Fiction; Soldiers -- Fiction
We raised a handsome subscription for him in one night at our mess
table, and procured him a passage in a French cavalry transport; so
he left us, with lips that quivered as he said "farewell," and a
heart that yearned with gratitude. He said that one day we should
hear of him when Schamyl and his host marched towards the shores of
the Sea of Azov.
Whether Osman reached his own wild and war-like country we have yet
to learn; for since the day on which the "Napoleon III." steamed away
past the New Mole fort, with her deck crowded by Zouaves, and our
Circassian among them waving his red cap in adieu to us, we have
heard no more of him; for the tidings of the Caucasian strife that
reach Europe are meagre, doubtful, and vague, as those that came from
the Holy Land of old.
Slingsby and I were complimented in garrison orders for the manner in
which we had accomplished our little diplomatic trip to Seville, and
were praised for the dangers we had encountered and escaped.
Our adventures, with those of Osman Rioni, infected the mess with a
desire to "spin yarns," and the result was, that from being the most
matter-of-fact fellows in the world, every one of "Ours" had a
romantic story to tell.
"Now, gentlemen," said the colonel, one evening when I had brought my
narrative down to the happy epoch of our embarkation on board the
steamer at San Lucar de Barameda, "how much more pleasant and
entertaining has all this been to us than the usual absurd chit-chat
which reigns supreme at a mess table; the everlasting quiz about the
curl of Ramble's mustachios; the banter about Bob's whiskers, or
Slingsby's bay mare, and how Shafton craned at the hedge in the
steeple-chase; the odds on the Derby; the last new singer; the latest
ballet importation, with the shape of her ancles, and so forth; the
last novel or polka, or belle, or piece of humbug; now is it not so?"
Hereupon all those whose constant topics the colonel had just
enumerated, warmly assented that it was, and that the narrative had
proved immensely interesting.
"Deuced instructive, too!" yawned the most stupid fellow at the table.
"Might spin three volumes out of it, Ramble. 'Men and Manners in
Andalusia!'" said another.
"No banter now, gentlemen!" said the colonel; "pass the bottles,
Shafton. Mr. Vice-President, another allowance of wine; I have a
proposal to make. We have been--that is, the most of us--have been
in all the quarters of the globe, and have seen life in all its
phases and varieties. Therefore, I beg to move that each of us who
has a story to tell should forthwith tell it for the amusement of the
mess, under the penalty of a dozen of wine."
"Bravo," said every one.
"I beg to second the motion," said Jack Slingsby.
"With an amendment," added Shafton, "that the colonel should tell the
first story himself, the said amendment to be inserted in the minutes
of the mess committee."
It was carried unanimously, amid much fun and laughter.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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