The Phantom Regiment; or, Stories of "Ours"Grant, James
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The Phantom Regiment; or, Stories of "Ours"
Grant, James
Adventure stories; British -- Foreign countries -- Fiction; Soldiers -- Fiction
"On the velvet turf that bordered the road I softly drew up my horse,
on observing behind the pedestal of the fountain a villanous son of
Israel practising dental surgery, by robbing the jaws of the dead;
for the soldiers being generally young men, their teeth brought a
good price in the dentist shops of Paris and Madrid. I had
frequently heard of this revolting practice, but never till that
moment had ocular proof that such existed.
"The operator was a man about forty, lean and hollow-visaged, with
the brow of a villain, the eyes of a snake, the nose of an eagle, and
beard like a cossacque; he was enveloped in a loose blue gown, and
his head was surmounted by a steeple-crowned sombrero, that had long
lost every trace of its original colour. Near him lay a square
mahogany box, like a pedlar's wallet, in which he carried his
instruments and stock of dental wares.
"He was so busy with the relaxed jaws of a young soldier that he did
not perceive my approach.
"You know how jealous we soldiers are of the treatment given to the
remains of our dead comrades. Maladetto! my blood boiled. Dashing
spurs into my horse, I plunged him right upon the dog of an
Israelite; a kick from a hoof laid bare his skull, and stretched him
prostrate on the earth. As he fell backwards I obtained a glimpse of
his wallet, which bristled with poniards and pistols, from which I
concluded him to be a robber of the living as well as of the dead;
and I soon discovered my conclusions to be just.
"This rencontre occurred near a great olive wood, which was known to
be the haunt of Aviero; and I rode as fast as possible to leave it
behind before nightfall; but I had not gone half-a-mile from the
fountain, when a sharp rifle shot whistled from a grove of olives on
my right. My horse gave a snort of agony, and fell heavily forward,
stone dead. A bullet had pierced his brain. I disengaged myself
from the stirrups, and drew my sabre, but ere I could strike one blow
in my defence, a hundred hands were upon me, and I was a prisoner, in
the power of a band of savage frontier guerillas--half soldiers, half
robbers, and wholly demons. Diable! my life hung by a hair.
"Some wore broad hats, embroidered jackets, and yellow scarfs, with
plush breeches; others had little other garment than their olive
skins, and wore their flowing hair of the deepest black, gathered in
netted cauls; but all were armed with rifles, daggers, and pistols,
or with all manner of military weapons gathered from the fields of
those battles which were every day fought in their vicinity.
"Oh, Monsieur! what a moment of misery was that when I found myself
so completely at the mercy of those ruffian Spaniards, whom I equally
despised and abhorred.
"Many a knife was drawn and many a blow struck at me; but in their
very fury and anxiety to destroy me these wretches retarded, impeded,
and wounded each other.
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