The Phantom Regiment; or, Stories of "Ours"Grant, James
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The Phantom Regiment; or, Stories of "Ours"
Grant, James
Adventure stories; British -- Foreign countries -- Fiction; Soldiers -- Fiction
"I was charged with murdering, or causing to be shot, two peasants;
robbery, in levying contributions; blasphemous sacrilege, in
destroying a statue of the Blessed Virgin. My horizon was now black
as it could be! I knew very little of the language. Save Crogan,
who remained beside me in court, I had not a friend or a comrade near
me; for the whole of my guard had marched for Belem four hours
before, while Maurice Quill, and the other sick officers, could
neither defend nor succour me. I perceived in a moment, that, as
Crogan said, I had been accused of outrages committed by les
Chasseurs Britanniques (who wore scarlet uniform); but I resolved,
that unless matters went hard with myself, not to criminate their
officer, who, by leaving his own proper route, and relaxing his
discipline, had become guilty of the acts for which I was that day to
suffer. The three principal witnesses against me were, the alcalde,
the muleteer, and a farmer from the partida of La Guardia.
"The first--old, stupid, half-blind, and obstinate--swore to my face
that I was the officer who had ordered his dear brother Vincentio,
the abogado, to be shot on his own threshold, and another man to be
bayoneted. In vain I drew his attention to the Highland cap of the
71st, and to my tartan trews, assuring him that I was an Escoto. He
shook his head--I wore a red coat--I was the very man!
"Then came the muleteer, a sturdy Catalonian, clad in a fur jacket
and yellow cotton breeches, wearing a broad sombrero, under which his
black hair hung in a red net. He, too, swore across his knife, that
I had carried off his train of mules, or at least, that at the
bayonet's point, my soldiers had done so, to travel more at their
ease.
"'He did not see me, neither did he then see any waggons of sick, but
he knew his mules as well as if he had been the father of them, the
moment they appeared in the streets of la Ciudad Real.'
"'You will swear to your mules, hombre?'
"'By the marks in their ears, Don José, as readily as I would swear
to my own nose.'
"'Lead forward some of those mules to the window, and let the witness
see them.'
"An uproar of voices was heard in the park, and the witness, who went
to the window, uttered a cry of dismay. The ears of his twenty mules
had been shred off close by the bone!
"'Morte de Dios!' growled the officers, twirling their mustaches;
'these Inglesos are devils!'
"'It was murtherin cruel for the poor bastes,' whispered Darby
Crogan; 'but it was all to save your honour's life I cropped them;
and sure it is worth a bushel of mules' ears; for it was a good
bushel ov 'em I buried this blessed morning. The Lord reward Misther
Quill, for it was his best docthor's knife he lint me, to make
croppies of them all.'
"The little Major Don José was bursting with wrath.
"'Call the next witness,' he exclaimed, furiously.
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