The Phantom Regiment; or, Stories of "Ours"Grant, James
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The Phantom Regiment; or, Stories of "Ours"
Grant, James
Adventure stories; British -- Foreign countries -- Fiction; Soldiers -- Fiction
"Blessed be the Lord! these times and things have passed away from
the land, to return to it no more. We are both old men now; by your
own reckoning, you must at least have numbered four-score years, and
in that, you are by twenty my better man. You are my guest to-night,
moreover, so we must not quarrel, comrade. My father was killed at
Culloden."
"On which side?"
"The right one--for he fell by the side of old Keppoch, and his last
words were, 'Righ Hamish gu Bragh!'"
"Fire and smoke!" laughed the old fellow, "I remember these things as
if they only happened yesterday--mix me some more grog and put it in
the bill--I was the company's butcher in those days--it suited my
taste--so when I was not stabbing and slashing the sheep and cattle
of the rascally commissary, I was cutting the throats of the Scots
and French, for there were plenty of them, and Irish too, who fought
against the king's troops in Flanders. We had hot work, that day at
Culloden--hotter than at Minden, where we fought in heavy marching
order, with our blankets, kettles, and provisions, on a broiling
noon, when the battle-field was cracking under a blazing sun, and the
whole country was sweltering like the oven of the Great Baker."
"Who is he?"
"What! you don't know him? Ha! ha! ha! Ho! ho! ho! come, that is
good."
Ewen expostulated with the boisterous old fellow on this style of
conversation, which, as you may easily conceive, was very revolting
to the prejudices of a well-regulated Cameronian soldier.
"Come, come, you old devilskin," cried the other, stirring up the
fire with his wooden leg, till the sparks flashed and gleamed like
his solitary eye; "you may as well sing psalms to a dead horse, as
preach to me. Hark how the thunder roars, like the great guns at
Carthagena! More grog--put it in the bill--or, halt, d--me! pay
yourself," and he dashed on the table a handful of silver of the
reigns of George II., and the Glencoe assassin, William of Orange.
He obtained more whiskey, and drank it raw, seasoning it from time to
time with gunpowder, just as an Arab does his cold water with ginger.
"Where did you lose your eye, comrade?"
"At Culloden; but I found the fellow who pinked me, next day, as he
lay bleeding on the field; he was a Cameron, in a green velvet
jacket, all covered with silver; so I stripped off his lace, as I had
seen my mother do, and then I brained him with the butt-end of
brown-bess--and before his wife's eyes, too! What the deuce do you
growl at, comrade? Such things will happen in war, and you know that
orders must be obeyed. My eye was gone--but it was the left one, and
I was saved the trouble of closing it when taking aim. This slash on
the sconce I got at the battle of Preston Pans, from the Celt who
slew Colonel Gardiner."
"That Celt was my father--the Miller of Invernahyle," said Meinie,
proudly.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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