"'There's more evidence to come yet, please your Majesty,' said the
White Rabbit, jumping up in a great hurry: 'this paper has just been
picked up.'
"'What's in it?' said the Queen.
"'I haven't opened it yet,' said the White Rabbit, 'but it seems to be a
letter written by the prisoner to--to somebody.'
"'It must have been that,' said the King, 'unless it was written to
nobody, which isn't usual, you know.'
"'Who is it directed to?' said one of the jurymen.
"'It isn't directed at all,' said the White Rabbit, 'in fact there's
nothing written on the _outside_.' He unfolded the paper as he spoke,
and added, 'It isn't a letter, after all: it's a set of verses.'
"'Are they in the prisoner's handwriting?' asked another of the jurymen.
"'No they're not,' said the White Rabbit, 'and that's the queerest thing
about it.' (The jury all looked puzzled).
"'He must have imitated somebody else's hand,' said the King. (The jury
brightened up again.)
"'Please your Majesty,' said the Knave, 'I didn't write it, and they
can't prove that I did: there's no name signed at the end.'
"'If you didn't sign it, said the King, that only makes the matter
worse. You _must_ have meant some mischief, or else you'd have signed
your name like an honest man.'
"There was a general clapping of hands at this: it was the first really
clever thing the King had said that day.
"'That _proves_ his guilt, of course,' said the Queen, 'so, off
with----'
"'It doesn't prove anything of the sort!' said Alice. 'Why, you don't
even know what they're about!'
"'Read them,' said the King.
"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please
your Majesty?' he asked.
"'Begin at the beginning,' the King said very gravely, 'and go on till
you come to the end: then stop.'
"There was dead silence in the court, whilst the White Rabbit read out
these verses:
"'_They told me you had been to her,
And mentioned me to him;
She gave me a good character,
But said I could not swim._
_He sent them word I had not gone
(We know it to be true):
If she should push the matter on,
What would become of you?_
_I gave her one, they gave him two,
You gave us three or more;
They all returned from him to you,
Though they were mine before._
_If I or she should chance to be
Involved in this affair,
He trusts to you to set them free
Exactly as they were._
_My notion was that you had been
(Before she had this fit)
An obstacle that came between
Him, and ourselves, and it._
_Don't let him know she liked them best,
For this must ever be
A secret kept from all the rest,
Between yourself and me._'
"'That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet,' said the
King, rubbing his hands, 'so now let the jury----'
"'If any one of them can explain it,' said Alice (she had grown so large
in the last few minutes that she wasn't a bit afraid of interrupting
him), 'I'll give him sixpence. _I_ don't believe there's an atom of
meaning in it.'
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account