Apparitions; Dreams; Occultism -- Early works to 1900; Parapsychology -- Early works to 1900
CAST. Then we have really dwindled in our growth, and Adam was really a
hundred and twenty-three feet nine inches high, and Eve a hundred and
eighteen feet nine inches and three quarters, as we are solemnly
informed by our profane chronicles? Nay, even the story may be true of
the Pict, who bit off the end of the mattock, with which some slave of
science was opening his coffin, and thundered forth this exclamation: “I
see the degeneracy of your race by the smallness of your little finger.”
IDA. If Evelyn were here, he would ask why we have no skeletons of
giants as of lizards in our secondary rocks; and he would tell this
learned Theban, Castaly, that Cuvier decided these fossils, which seemed
to be the _débris_ of a giant race, to be the bones of elephants. The
legends of Athenæus are probably a fable, and the fossils of the pigmies
were, I dare say, the petrified skeletons of “span-long, wee
unchristen’d bairns.”
Your allusion to the brownies, reminds me of the monstrous errors which
have crept into our legends from the mingling of _two stories_, or the
warping of plain facts in natural history. And indeed I interrupt you to
recount, in proof of this, some fragments from “Surtees’ Durham.”
“Every castle, tower, or manor-house has its visionary inhabitants. ‘The
Cauld Lad of Hilton’ belongs to a very common and numerous class, the
brownie or domestic spirit, and seems to have possessed no very
distinctive attributes. He was seldom seen, but was heard nightly by the
servants _who slept in the great hall_. If the kitchen had been left in
perfect order, they heard him amusing himself by breaking plates and
dishes, hurling the pewter in all directions, and throwing every thing
into confusion. If, on the contrary, the apartment had been left in
disarray, (a practice which the servants found it most prudent to
adopt,) the indefatigable goblin arranged every thing with the greatest
precision. This poor _esprit folet_, whose pranks were at all times
perfectly harmless, was at length banished from his haunts by the usual
expedient of presenting him with a suit of clothes. A green cloak and
hood were laid before the kitchen fire, and the domestics sat up
watching at a prudent distance. At twelve o’clock the spirit glided
gently in, stood by the glowing embers, and surveyed the garments
provided for him very attentively, tried them on, and seemed delighted
with his appearance, frisking about for some time, and cutting several
summersets and gambados, till on hearing the first cock, he twitched his
mantle tight about him and disappeared with the usual valediction:
“‘Here’s a cloak, and here’s a hood,
The cauld lad of Hilton will do no more good.’”
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