The Pit Town Coronet: A Family Mystery, Volume 3 (of 3)Wills, C. J. (Charles James)
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The Pit Town Coronet: A Family Mystery, Volume 3 (of 3)
Wills, C. J. (Charles James)
England -- Juvenile fiction; Families -- Juvenile fiction
While the minds of many of the inhabitants of Walls End Castle had been
disturbed in the manner narrated, the quiet little parish of King's
Warren had been shaken out of its ordinary state of somniferous
torpidity. To use Mrs. Dodd's words, "the government of the country had
at last become awakened to the important services rendered to the Church
by my dear father." The fact is, that a bishopric had fallen in, and
that the Prime Minister, a notorious talker and time-server, and a very
old servant of Her Majesty, was extremely anxious to perpetrate a great
and glorious job. But the Prime Minister was a wise man; he knew very
well that in trying to please everybody he would satisfy no one, and so
he meant to please himself, and to appoint to the vacant see an old
college chum of his own, a learned but harmless enthusiast, now a Don,
who had once in his life perpetrated a very abstruse work upon the Greek
particle. The first thing that the Prime Minister did was to lend an
apparently willing ear to the suggestions of the various busybodies who
under such circumstances always favour unfortunates in his position with
their disinterested ideas upon the subject. Deputations from the two
rival missionary societies waited upon him, lords temporal and lords
spiritual had private interviews with him, and the heads of his party
expressed their opinions to him freely but confidentially; he promised
to give their suggestions what he called his earnest consideration, and
then he bowed them out. But the Prime Minister was a man who invariably
killed two birds with one stone. "I will obtain some cheap popularity,"
he thought, "and several good rounds of universal applause, by a
master-stroke. I will _offer_ the bishopric to a simple parish
clergyman." In the clerical world, to use a profane phrase, there were
at least half-a-dozen favourites in the betting, and as many dark
horses. When the _Thunderer_ appeared with an inspired article upon the
fitness of a successful parish clergyman for the more onerous position
of a bishop, great was the humming and disturbance in the clerical hive.
Profound was the disappointment in the minds of the drones and
dignitaries. Men who were performing archidiaconal functions heaped dust
and ashes on their heads, crying aloud that the interests of the Church
were being sacrificed to obtain an ephemeral popularity. But the breasts
of the working bees throbbed with excitement; the vicars of parishes who
had been long in harness, and had never met with the expensive
misfortune of being haled by their bishop, or the terrible aggrieved
parishioner, under the Church Discipline Act, before that greatest of
all clerical bogies, Lord Penzance, and who would never have thought of
undergoing six months' imprisonment for conscience' sake; men who knew a
good glass of wine when they saw it; men who were apostles of the Blue
Ribbon Army, fathers of large families of sons and daughters blessed in
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