An important trial took place in Savoy in the year 1587. The accused was
a certain fly. Two suitable advocates were assigned to the insects, who
argued on their behalf that these creatures were created before man, and
had been blessed by God, who gave them the right to feed on grass, and
for all these and other good reasons the flies were in their right when
they occupied the vineyards of the Commune; they simply availed
themselves of a legitimate privilege conformable to Divine and natural
law. The plaintiffs’ advocate retorted that the Bible and common sense
showed animals to be created for the utility of man; hence they could
not have the right to cause him loss, to which the counsel for the
insects replied that man had the right to command animals, no doubt, but
not to persecute, excommunicate and interdict them when they were merely
conforming to natural law “which is eternal and immutable like the
Divine.”
The judges were so deeply impressed by this pleading that to cut the
case short, which seemed to be going against him, the Mayor of St.
Julien hastened to propose a compromise; he offered a piece of land
where the flies might find a safe retreat and live out their days in
peace and plenty. The offer was accepted. On June 29, 1587, the citizens
of St. Julien were bidden to the market square by ringing the church
bells, and after a short discussion they ratified the agreement which
handed over a large piece of land to the exclusive use of the insects.
Hope was expressed that they would be entirely satisfied with the
bargain. A right of way across the land was, indeed, reserved to the
public, but no harm whatever was to be done to the flies on their own
territory. It was stated in the formal contract that the reservation was
ceded to the insects in perpetuity.
All was going well, when it transpired that, in the meantime, the flies’
advocates had paid a visit to that much-vaunted piece of land, and when
they returned, they raised the strongest objection to it on the score
that it was arid, sterile, and produced nothing. The mayor’s counsel
disputed this; the land, he said, produced no end of nice small trees
and bushes, the very things for the nutrition of insects. The judges
intervened by ordering a survey to find out the real truth, which survey
cost three florins. There, alas! the story ends, for the winding up of
the affair is not to be found in the archives of St. Julien.
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