The Plays of Philip Massinger, Vol. IMassinger, Philip
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The Plays of Philip Massinger, Vol. I
Massinger, Philip
English drama -- 17th century
_Ador._ I will move him.--Sir!
_Ful._ If you've a suit, show water[133], I am blind else.
_Ador._ A suit; yet of a nature not to prove
The quarry[134] that you hawk for: if your words
Are not like Indian wares, and every scruple
To be weigh'd and rated, one poor syllable,
Vouchsafed in answer of a fair demand,
Cannot deserve a fee.
_Ful._ It seems you are ignorant,
I neither speak nor hold my peace for nothing;
And yet, for once, I care not if I answer
One single question, gratis.
_Ador._ I much thank you.
Hath the ambassador audience, sir, to-day?
_Ful._ Yes.
_Ador._ At what hour?
_Ful._ I promised not so much.
A syllable you begg'd, my charity gave it;
Move me no further. [_Exit._
_Ast._ This you wonder at:
With me, 'tis usual.
_Ador._ Pray you, sir, what is he?
_Ast._ No gentleman, yet a lord. He hath some drops
Of the king's blood running in his veins, derived
Some ten degrees off. His revenue lies
In a narrow compass, the king's ear; and yields him
Every hour a fruitful harvest. Men may talk
Of three crops in a year in the Fortunate Islands,
Or profit made by wool; but, while there are suitors,
His sheepshearing, nay, shaving to the quick,
Is in every quarter of the moon, and constant.
In the time of trussing a point,[135] he can undo,
Or make a man: his play or recreation,
Is to raise this up, or pull down that; and, though
He never yet took orders, makes more bishops
In Sicily, than the pope himself.
_Enter_ BERTOLDO, GASPARO, ANTONIO, _and a Servant_.
_Ador._ Most strange!
_Ast._ The presence fills. He in the Malta habit[136]
Is the king's natural brother.
_Ador._ I understand you.
_Bert._ With this jewel
Presented to Camiola, prepare,
This night, a visit for me. [_Exit Servant._] I shall have
Your company, gallants, I perceive, if that
The king will hear of war.
_Ant._ You are, sir,
A knight of Malta, and, as I have heard,
Have served against the Turk.
_Bert._ 'Tis true.
_Ant._ Pray you, show us
The difference between the city valour,
And service in the field.
_Bert._ 'Tis somewhat more
Than roaring in a tavern or a brothel,
Or to steal a constable[137] from a sleeping watch,
Then burn their halberds; or, safe guarded by
Your tenant's sons, to carry away a May-pole
From a neighbour village. You will not find there
Your masters of dependencies[138] to take up
A drunken brawl, or, to get you the names
Of valiant chevaliers, fellows that will be,
For a cloak with thrice-dyed velvet, and a cast suit,
Kick'd down the stairs. A knave with a provant sword[139],
If you bear not yourself both in and upright,
Will slash your scarlets and your plush a new way;
Or, with the hilts, thunder about your ears
Such music as will make your worships dance
To the doleful tune of _Lachrymæ_[140].
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