The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. StevensonStevenson, Robert Louis
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The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. Stevenson
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Drama
MACAIRE. No, Dumont, you had not; do not seek to impose upon my
simplicity. What you did think was this, Dumont: for the sake of this
noble father, for the sake of this son whom he denies for his own
interest—I mean, for his interest—no, I mean, for his own—well, anyway,
in order to keep up the general atmosphere of sacrifice and nobility, I
must hand over this dowry to the Baron Henri-Frédéric de Latour de Main
de la Tonnerre de Brest.
(_Together_: _each shaking him by the hand_ . . .
DUMONT. Noble, O noble!
BERTRAND. Beautiful, O beautiful!
. . .)
DUMONT. Now Charles is rich he needs it not. For whom could it more
fittingly be set aside than for his noble father? I will give it you at
once.
BERTRAND. At once, at once!
MACAIRE (_aside to_ BERTRAND). Hang on. (_Aloud_.) Charles, Charles,
my lost boy! (_He falls weeping at L. table_. DUMONT _enters the
office_, _and brings down cash-box to table R._ _He feels in all his
pockets_: BERTRAND _from behind him making signs to_ MACAIRE, _which the
latter does not see_.)
DUMONT. That’s strange. I can’t find the key. It’s a patent key.
BERTRAND (_behind_ DUMONT, _making signs to_ MACAIRE). The key, he can’t
find the key.
MACAIRE. O yes, I remember. I heard it drop. (_Drops key_.) And here
it is before my eyes.
DUMONT. That? That’s yours. I saw it drop.
MACAIRE. I give you my word of honour I heard it fall five minutes back.
DUMONT. But I saw it.
MACAIRE. Impossible. It must be yours.
DUMONT. It is like mine, indeed. How came it in your pocket?
MACAIRE. Bitten. (_Aside_.)
BERTRAND. Sold again (_aside_) . . . You forget, Baron, it’s the key of
my valise; I gave it you to keep in consequence of the hole in my pocket.
MACAIRE. True, true; and that explains.
DUMONT. O, that explains. Now, all we have to do is to find mine. It’s
a patent key. You heard it drop.
MACAIRE. Distinctly.
BERTRAND. So I did: distinctly.
DUMONT. Here, Aline, Babette, Goriot, Curate, Charles, everybody, come
here and look for my key!
SCENE VI
_To these with candles_, _all the former characters_, _except_ FIDDLERS,
PEASANTS, _and_ NOTARY. _They hunt for the key_
DUMONT. It’s bound to be here. We all heard it drop.
MARQUIS (_with_ BERTRAND’S _bundle_). Is this it?
ALL (_with fury_). No.
BERTRAND. Hands off, that’s my luggage. (_Hunt resumed_.)
DUMONT. I heard it drop, as plain as ever I heard anything.
MARQUIS. By the way (_all start up_), what are we looking for?
ALL (_with fury_). O!!
DUMONT. Will you have the kindness to find my key? (_Hunt resumed_.)
CURATE. What description of a key—
DUMONT. A patent, patent, patent, patent key!
MACAIRE. I have it. Here it is!
ALL (_with relief_). Ah!!
DUMONT. That? What do you mean? That’s yours.
MACAIRE. Pardon me.
DUMONT. It is.
MACAIRE. It isn’t.
DUMONT. I tell you it is: look at that twisted handle.
MACAIRE. It can’t be mine, and so it must be yours.
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