The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. StevensonStevenson, Robert Louis
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The Plays of W. E. Henley and R. L. Stevenson
Stevenson, Robert Louis
Drama
MRS. DRAKE. And a bed to follow, I shouldn’t wonder!
PEW. _And_ a bed to follow: _if_ you please.]
MRS. DRAKE. This is the ‘_Admiral Benbow_,’ a respectable house, and
receives none but decent company; and I’ll ask you to go somewhere else,
for I don’t like the looks of you.
PEW. Turn me away? Why, Lord love you, I’m David Pew—old David Pew—him
as was Benbow’s own particular cox’n. You wouldn’t turn away old Pew
from the sign of his late commander’s ’ed? Ah, my British female, you’d
have used me different if you’d seen me in the fight! [There laid old
Benbow, both his legs shot off, in a basket, and the blessed spy-glass at
his eye to that same hour: a picter, ma’am, of naval daring: when a round
shot come, and took and knocked a bucketful of shivers right into my poor
daylights. ‘Damme,’ says the Admiral, ‘is that old Pew, _my_ old Pew?’
he says.—‘It’s old Pew, sir,’ says the first lootenant, ‘worse luck,’ he
says.—‘Then damme,’ says Admiral Benbow, ‘if that’s how they serve a
lion-’arted seaman, damme if I care to live,’ he says; and, ma’am, he
laid down his spy-glass.]
MRS. DRAKE. Blind man, I don’t fancy you, and that’s the truth; and I’ll
thank you to take yourself off.
PEW. Thirty years have I fought for country and king, and now in my
blind old age I’m to be sent packing from a measly public-’ouse? Mark
ye, ma’am, if I go, you take the consequences. Is this a inn? Or haint
it? If it is a inn, then by act of parleyment, I’m free to sling my
’ammick. Don’t you forget: this is a act of parleyment job, this is.
You look out.
MRS. DRAKE. Why, what’s to do with the man and his acts of parliament?
I don’t want to fly in the face of an act of parliament, not I. If what
you say is true—
PEW. True? If there’s anything truer than a act of parleyment—Ah! you
ask the beak. True? I’ve that in my ’art as makes me wish it wasn’t.
MRS. DRAKE. I don’t like to risk it. I don’t like your looks, and
you’re more sea-lawyer than seaman to my mind. But I’ll tell you what:
if you can pay, you can stay. So there.
PEW. No chink, no drink? That’s your motto, is it? Well, that’s sense.
Now, look here, ma’am, I ain’t beautiful like you; but I’m good, and I’ll
give you warrant for it. Get me a noggin of rum, and suthin’ to scoff,
and a penny pipe, and a half-a-foot of baccy; and there’s a guinea for
the reckoning. There’s plenty more in the locker; so bear a hand, and be
smart. I don’t like waiting; it ain’t my way. (_Exit_ MRS. DRAKE, _R._
PEW _sits at the table_, _R._ _The settle conceals him from all the
upper part of the stage_.)
MRS. DRAKE (_re-entering_). Here’s the rum, sailor.
PEW (_drinks_). Ah, rum! That’s my sheet-anchor: rum and the blessed
Gospel. Don’t you forget that, ma’am: rum and the Gospel is old Pew’s
sheet-anchor. You can take for another while you’re about it; and, I
say, short reckonings make long friends, hey? Where’s my change?
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