The Irishman was leaning back, steadying his craft against the bank with
one hand, holding his stub pipe out in the other. His blowzy face was
blowzier than ever. Down it, from his closed lids, ran the teardrops,
chasing one another into the black-notched cavern of his mouth.
Here was a culprit handy to the moment's anger. Matthews arose in his
squashing boots. "You lop-eared son-of-a-gun, who you laughin' at?" he
demanded.
The cavern widened till the face was split in two. "W-w-w-_ah_!" gasped
the pilot.
"Maybe you think it was funny," said the interpreter, with suave heat.
Cunning deviltry distorted his features. And, stepping forward in the
boat, he kicked Michael on a bunion.
Pain sobered the pilot. With a roar of "Howley smoke!" he swung his
paddle aloft.
The interpreter was too quick for him. Like a frightened muskrat, he
sought the water, floundered to a solid footing, and waded out. "You
_will_ monkey with a buzz-saw!" he taunted. "_Jus' wait._"
Clinging to his injured foot, Old Michael rocked himself and cursed. But
not for long. He was soon rambling toward the barracks. "For," he
argued, "there's more 'n wan way t' kill a cat."
In a frontier post, news flies with the dust in the air. Soon the story
of Matthews and the bull had spread to every soul at Brannon. The Line
chatted it from gallery to gallery. Clothes-Pin Row digested it in
hilarious groups. At barracks, it set the men to swapping yarns. "I
knowed a feller onct that was goin' past a bull-pen," declared one
trooper, "and he had a pail of cherries, and I'll be darned if----"
"But, say! Down home, one time," put in a second, "there was a vaquero
with a red sash that was stoopin' to fix a flank girth, and----" "Why,
that ain't a two-spot to what happened in Kansas a year ago this summer.
The purtiest gal I ever seen--you know them Kansas gals can be
purty--she had a wig that'd keep your hands warm in January. Well----"
When, however, the surgeon recounted the story at the bachelors' noon
mess, mirth over it was noticeably lacking. To the little circle of
officers there was nothing comical in the fact that a man from the post
had molested the girls so recently orphaned. And all save Fraser vowed
stormily that Matthews would be called to account. The young lieutenant
said nothing.
Before the meal ended, the interpreter came in. He had changed his
clothes and restored his hair to its pristine smoothness. He gave the
group his usual bob and smile.
Cold stares answered him--from all but one, who fairly bounded from his
chair. It was Fraser, face red, shoulders working under the blue of his
uniform. He planted himself before Matthews.
"You damned blackguard!" he gasped.
The other looked highly amused. "What's got into _your_ craw, sonny?" he
inquired.
"You damned blackguard!" repeated Fraser. And struck out.
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