Capitalists and financiers -- Fiction; Criminals -- Fiction; Wall Street (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction
“If I told you the name of the newspaper that honors itself by playing
fair with you, I suspect you would set in motion the machinery that
you--er--men of large affairs use to suppress news. You couldn't
reach my city editor, who is a poor man with a family of eight, or the
reporter, who is penniless; but you could reach the owner, who is a
millionaire. This is my first big story in New York and it will make me
professionally. It means a lot to me!”
“About how much does it mean to you, young man?” asked E. H.
Merriwether, with a particularly polite curiosity.
“Speaking in language that should be intelligible to you and using the
terms by which you measure' all things down here--” He paused, and then
said, bluntly, “You mean in cash, don't you?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I should say, Mr. Merriwether, that this story is worth to
me--Let me see!” And he began to count on his fingers, like a woman.
This habit inexpressibly angers men who find no trouble in remembering
numbers of dollars. “I should say, Mr. Merriwether, that it is worth
about three thousand two hundred and eighty-six--millions of dollars. If
I am to stop being a decent newspaper man to become a blackmailer and
general damned fool I'd want to make enough to endow all my pet
charities and carry out a series of rather expensive experiments in
philanthropy.”
“But--” began the magnate.
“No, sir,” interrupted the reporter, “no money, please. Just assume that
I am a damned fool and, therefore, refuse to consider a bribe.”
“I have not bribed you,” suggested E. H. Merriwether, calmly. His eyes
never left the reporter's face.
“Then I misjudged you, and I apologize abjectly; but permit me to
continue to be an ass and blind to money. What about Thomas Thorne
Merriwether, only son and heir of the railroad king of the Southwest?”
“Well, what about him?” The face of E. H. Merriwether showed only what
you might call a perfunctory curiosity. The reporter looked at him
admiringly. After a pause, he asked:
“Do you know her?”
“Do you?”
“Then you don't!” exclaimed the reporter, triumphantly. “This is better
than I had hoped.”
“Better?”
“Certainly; it means a better introductory article. The first of the
series will be: 'To whom is Tom Merriwether engaged?' Think of it,
sir,” he said, with the enthusiasm of the true artist, “the heir of
the Merriwether millions! By the way, could you tell offhand how many
millions I might safely say?”
Whatever Mr. Merriwether may have thought, he merely said, with the cold
finality that often imposes on young reporters:
“Young man, if you begin your career by being vulgar your ruin will be
of your own doing.”
“My dear sir, vulgarity never ruined any career. All the great men of
history were at the beginning accused of hopeless vulgarity--by those
on whom they trod. I tell you it is not vulgarity that prompts me, but
mastery of the technic of my trade. Do you care to have me tell you
about my article?”
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