This tretise devysed it is Of two knaues somtyme of Dis. Though this knaues be deade, Full of myschiefe and queed, Yet, where so euer they ly, Theyr names shall neuer dye. _Compendium de duobus versipellibus, John Jayberd, et Adam all[647] a knaue, deque illorum notissima vilitate._ A DEUOUTE TRENTALE FOR OLD JOHN CLARKE, SOMETYME THE HOLY PATRIARKE OF DIS. _Sequitur trigintale_ _Tale quale rationale,_ _Licet parum curiale,_ _Tamen satis est formale,_ _Joannis Clerc, hominis_ _Cujusdam multinominis,[648]_ _Joannes Jayberd qui vocatur,_ _Clerc cleribus nuncupatur._ _Obiit sanctus iste pater_ _Anno Domini MD. sexto._ 10 _In parochia de Dis_ _Non erat sibi similis;_ _In malitia vir insignis,_ _Duplex corde et bilinguis;_ _Senio confectus,_ _Omnibus suspectus,_ _Nemini dilectus,_ _Sepultus est_ amonge the wedes: God forgeue hym his mysdedes! _Dulce melos_ _Penetrans cœlos._ _Carmina cum cannis_ _cantemus festa Joannis:_ _Clerk obiit vere,_ _Jayberd nomenque dedere;_ _Dis populo[649] natus,_ _Clerk cleribus estque vocatus._ _Hic vir Chaldæus,_ _nequam vir, ceu Jebusæus,_ _In Christum Domini_ _fremuit de more cameli,_ 10 _Rectori proprio_ _tam verba retorta loquendo_ _Unde resultando—_ _que Acheronta[650] boando tonaret._ _Nunquam sincere_ _solitus sua crimina flere;_ _Cui male lingua loquax—_ _que dicax mendaxque, fuere_ _Et mores tales_ _resident in nemine quales;_ 20 _Carpens vitales_ _auras, turbare sodales_ _Et cines socios,[651]_ _asinus, mulus velut, et bos._ _Omne suum studium_ _rubeum pictum per amictum_ _Discolor; et victum_ _faciens semper maledictum_ _Ex intestinis ovium—_ _que boumque caprorum;_ 30 _Tendens adque forum,_ _fragmentum colligit horum,_ _Dentibus exemptis_ _mastigat cumque polentis_ _Lanigerum caput aut ovis[652]_ _aut vaccæ mugientis._ _Quid petis, hic sit quis?_ _John Jayberd, incola[653] de Dis;_ _Cui, dum vixerat is,_ _sociantur jurgia, vis, lis._ 40 _Jam jacet hic_ starke deed, Neuer a toth in his heed. Adieu, Jayberd, adue, I faith, dikkon thou crue! _Fratres, orate_ For this knauate, By the holy rode, Dyd neuer man good: I pray you all, And pray shall, 50 At this trentall On knees to fall To the fote ball; With, fill the blak bowle For Jayberdes sowle. _Bibite multum:_ _Ecce sepultum_ _Sub pede stultum,_ _Asinum, et mulum!_ The deuill kis his _culum_! 60 Wit[h], hey, howe, rumbelowe, _Rumpopulorum,_ _Per omnia secula seculorum! Amen._ _Requiem, &c._