The Poetical Works of John Skelton, Volume 1 (of 2)Skelton, John
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The Poetical Works of John Skelton, Volume 1 (of 2)
Skelton, John
English poetry -- Early modern, 1500-1700
_C. Count._ Then truste I to God and the holy rode,
Here shalbe not great sheddynge of blode.
_Cl. Col._ By our lakyn, syr, not by my wyll.
_Cr. Con._ By the fayth that I owe to God, and I wyll syt styll.
_C. Count._ Well sayd: but, in fayth, what was your quarell?
_Cl. Col._ Mary, syr, this gentylman called me iauell.
_Cr. Con._ Nay, by Saynt Mary, it was ye called me knaue.
_Cl. Col._ Mary, so vngoodly langage you me gaue. 2240
_C. Count._ A, shall we haue more of this maters yet?
Me thynke ye are not gretly acomberyd with wyt.
_Cr. Con._ Goddys fote, I warant you, I am a gentylman borne,
And thus to be facyd I thynke it great skorne.
_C. Count._ I can not well tell of your dysposycyons;
And ye be a gentylman, ye haue knauys condycyons.
_Cl. Col._ By God, I tell you, I wyll not be out facyd.
_Cr. Con._ By the masse, I warant thé, I wyll not be bracyd.
_C. Count._ Tushe, tushe, it is a great defaute:
The one of you is to proude, the other is to haute. 2250
Tell me brefly where vpon ye began.
_Cl. Col._ Mary, syr, he sayd that he was the pratyer man
Then I was, in opynynge of lockys;
And, I tell you, I dysdayne moche of his mockys.
_Cr. Con._ Thou sawe neuer yet but I dyd my parte,
The locke of a caskyt to make to starte.
_C. Count._ Nay, I know well inough ye are bothe well handyd
To grope a gardeuyaunce, though it be well bandyd.
_Cl. Col._ I am the better yet in a bowget.
_Cr. Con._ And I the better in a male. 2260
_C. Count._ Tushe, these maters that ye moue are but soppys in ale:
Your trymynge and tramynge by me must be tangyd,
For, had I not bene, ye bothe had bene hangyd,
When we with Magnyfycence goodys made cheuysaunce.
_Magn._ And therfore our Lorde sende you a very wengaunce!
_C. Count._ What begger art thou that thus doth banne and wary?
_Magn._ Ye be the theuys, I say, away my goodys dyd cary.
_Cl. Col._ Cockys bonys, thou begger, what is thy name?
_Magn._ Magnyfycence I was, whom ye haue brought to shame.
_C. Count._ Ye, but trowe you, syrs, that this is he? 2270
_Cr. Con._ Go we nere, and let vs se.
_Cl. Col._ By Cockys bonys, it is the same.
_Magn._ Alasse, alasse, syrs, ye are to blame!
I was your mayster, though ye thynke it skorne,
And nowe on me ye gaure and sporne.
_C. Count._ Ly styll, ly styll nowe, with yll hayle!
_Cr. Con._ Ye, for thy langage can not thé auayle.
_Cl. Col._ Abyde, syr, abyde, I shall make hym to pysse.[862]
_Magn._ Nowe gyue me somwhat, for God sake I craue!
_Cr. Con._ In faythe, I gyue the four quarters of a knaue. 2280
_C. Count._ In faythe, and I bequethe hym the tothe ake.
_Cl. Col._ And I bequethe hym the bone ake.
_Cr. Con._ And I bequethe hym the gowte and the gyn.
_Cl. Col._ And I bequethe hym sorowe for his syn.
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