The Poor Scholar: Traits And Stories Of The Irish Peasantry, The Works of; William Carleton, Volume ThreeCarleton, William
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The Poor Scholar: Traits And Stories Of The Irish Peasantry, The Works of; William Carleton, Volume Three
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
* The devil;--a familiar name for him when mentioned in
connection with a villain.
“They say,” another would reply, “that the Colonel is a good gintleman
for all that, an' that if he could once know the truth, he'd pitch the
'yallow boy' to the 'ould boy.'”
No sooner was it known by his tenantry that the head landlord was
disposed to redress their grievances, and hear their complaints, than
the smothered attachment, which long neglect had nearly extinguished,
now burst forth with uncommon power.
“Augh! by this an' by that the throe blood's in him still. The rale
gintleman to dale wid, for ever! We knew he only wanted to come at the
thruth, an' thin he'd back us agin the villain that harrished us! To the
divil wid skamin' upstarts, that hasn't the ould blood 'in thim! What
are they but sconces an' chates, every one o' thim, barrin' an odd one,
for a wondher!”
The Colonel's estate now presented a scene of gladness and bustle. Every
person who felt in the slightest degree aggrieved, got his petition
drawn up; and, but that we fear our sketch is already too long, we
could gratify the reader's curiosity by submitting a few of them. It
is sufficient to say, that they came to him in every shape--in all the
variety of diction that the poor English language admits of--in the
schoolmaster's best copy-hand, and choicest sesquipedalianism of
pedantry--in the severer, but more Scriptural terms of the parish
clerk--in the engrossing hand and legal phrase of the attorney--in the
military form, evidently redolent of the shrewd old pensioner--and
in the classical style of the young priest:--for each and all of the
foregoing were enlisted in the cause of those who had petitions to send
in “to the Colonel himself, God bless him!”
Early in the morning of the day on which the Colonel had resolved to
compare the complaints of his tenantry with the character which his
agent gave him of the complainants, he sent for the former, and the
following dialogue took place between them.
“Good morning, Mr. Carson! Excuse me for requesting your presence to-day
earlier than usual. I have taken it into my head to know something of my
own tenantry, and as they have pestered me with petitions, and letters,
and complaints, I am anxious to have your opinion, as you know them
better than I do.”
“Before we enter on business, Colonel, allow me to inquire if you
feel relieved of that bilious attack you complained of the day before
yesterday? I'm of a bilious habit myself, and know something about the
management of digestion!”
“A good digestion is an excellent thing, Carson; as for me, I drank too
much claret with my friend B----y; and there's the secret. I don't like
cold wines, they never agree with me.”
“Nor do I; they are not constitutional. Your father was celebrated
for his wines, Colonel: I remember an anecdote told me by Captain
Ferguson--by the by, do you know where Ferguson could be found, now,
sir?”
“Not I. What wines do you drink, Carson?”
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