The post office and its story : $b an interesting account of the activities of a great government departmentBennett, Edward
History
The post office and its story : $b an interesting account of the activities of a great government department
Bennett, Edward
Postal service -- Great Britain -- History
I think the complaint that “no definitions of formulas of courtesy have
been framed” is a delightful touch, and the Superintendent is to be
congratulated on a masterly statement of the situation. Paradoxes and
epigrams are clearly disallowed at the low price of one halfpenny, and
on the whole we may fairly conclude that when an expression of love is
priced as low as one halfpenny, and is in an unfastened envelope, it is
purely conventional, and should not contravene either the letter or
spirit of the regulations.
In the regulations for the Newspaper Post there is less opportunity for
casuistry. You are bound down to one formula only if you must write
something on the packet other than the address. You may write “With
compliments,” but any stronger form of expression will be charged as a
letter. This is an excellent way of teaching people that there is a cash
value to be put on even professions of friendship. Perhaps we may be
allowed to notice in the minute regulations which are hedged round the
halfpenny post the jealousy of the profit-making official of a postage
which is not particularly remunerative. And a moment's consideration
will show us that, if much latitude were allowed to the public in what
they could write in a halfpenny packet, there would be a considerable
reduction in the number of profitable penny letters. People who complain
are really demanding halfpenny postage instead of penny postage for
letters, and this of course could be secured to-morrow if the nation is
prepared to pay an increased income-tax for the privilege. And if the
nation will consent to charge the expense to imperial taxation there is
no reason why we should not have free postage as well.
The Parcel Post regulations are set forth in great detail: there are so
many things which evil-disposed persons would like to send us by post if
they could get them accepted over the counter. Among such articles are
explosive substances and live animals. Some may think the former term
includes the latter: it probably would inside a postal packet. The
special permission of the Postmaster-General has to be obtained for the
despatch knowingly of even a flea. A special exemption is made in the
case of live bees, provided they are sent in suitable receptacles, and
so packed as to avoid all risk of injury to the Postmaster-General.
Wasps are not allowed even in suitable receptacles: the risk is
evidently too great. Besides, there is no public demand for wasps.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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