The post office and its story : $b an interesting account of the activities of a great government departmentBennett, Edward
History
The post office and its story : $b an interesting account of the activities of a great government department
Bennett, Edward
Postal service -- Great Britain -- History
It is often brought as a reproach against the General Post Office that
while it occasionally fails to deliver a letter which is only slightly
incorrect in its address, it frequently succeeds if the address is
entirely wrong or is more or less unintelligible to the average reader.
But Post Office men and women have the ordinary human point of view, and
we must not blame them for sometimes despising the solution of simple
difficulties and laying themselves out to solve the larger problems of
official life. Like Naaman, they prefer to be asked to do some great
thing. For one reason, both their chiefs and the public will give them
more credit for solving an apparently hopeless puzzle than for
suggesting a way out of an easy difficulty. They may have in the one
case a paragraph all to themselves in the _Daily Mail_: in the other
case they will not even be thanked by the man who receives the letter,
and who is not modest enough to be surprised because he is known to the
Post Office in spite of an imperfect address.
None the less, the failure of the Post Office to deliver a letter often
means a loss of self-respect to the member of the Department whose duty
it is to find an owner for the packet, and he will make great efforts to
save his reputation.
The Department which deals with the undelivered letters is called the
Returned Letter Office, but the older and more striking name was the
Dead Letter Office. This name, however, gave rise to some
misunderstanding on the part of the simple-minded British public. Many
thought that this office was a place where they could learn all about
dead and missing friends and relatives. Descriptions were frequently
sent as to the age and appearance of lost fathers, husbands, uncles, &c.
For instance, information was required of the whereabouts of “R——, a
carpenter by trade, 5 feet 10½, blue eyes, brown hare, and a cut on the
forreid, a lump on the smorle of his back, and no whiskers.” A lady
wrote this letter: “To the Dead Office Post Office, London. I, the
mother of Michael Roach, beg leave to write to you trusting that you
will kindly send me the necessary information regarding the death of my
son, and if dead you as a gentleman will kindly send me an answer to
this, whether dead or living.”
Other folk who are influenced by superstitious considerations disliked
the gruesome suggestiveness of the title. Hence this letter: “To the
Dead Letter Office. If any of my letters should come to your office that
I have not sent since the last, will you be so kind as to burn them and
never send them back to me. After that one came, as many as 21 persons
have died and been buried in this little place, and I don't know what
will be the end of it. I think this will be my last.”
Communications of this nature may have brought about the change in name,
but I am inclined to think that this was induced by the reluctance of
the staff to admit the deadness of any postal packet which passed
through their hands.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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