Detective and mystery stories; Villages -- England -- Fiction
“No. You’re still muddled after floundering in the mud of South
America. What possessed you to let that cheerful idiot, Wally Hart, put
you in the cart?”
“How could I help it? I was extracting some really helpful facts about
Siddle and Elkin from Tomlin and the others when a shock-headed
whirlwind blew in, and nearly embraced me because I claimed
acquaintance with the El Dorado bar in Buenos Ayres. From that instant
I was lost. Like St. Augustine on the gridiron, no sooner was I nicely
toasted on one side than I was turned on to the other. That grinning
penny-a-liner, Peters, too, helped as assistant torturer. Wait till he
asks me for a ‘pointer’ in this or any other case. He sold me a pup
to-day, but I’ll land him with a full-sized mastiff.”
“No, you won’t. He’s done you a lot of good. You were simply reeking
with conceit when I met you this morning. It was ‘Siddle this’ and
‘Siddle that’ until you fairly sickened me. One would have thought I
hadn’t cleared the ground for you, left you with all lines open and
yourself unknown to the enemy. Sometimes, you make me tired.”
“Sorry, Charles,” said Winter patronizingly. “I had a bit of luck on
Sunday, I admit. The chance turn taken by the conversation with Doris,
with the result that I was able to occupy a strategic position on the
cliff, and hear every word Siddle uttered, was really fortunate. But,
isn’t that just what men mean when they prate of success? Opportunity
knocks once at every man’s door, says the old saw. The clever man grabs
hold instantly. The indolent one, often a mere gabbler, opens his eyes
and his mouth weeks afterwards, and cries, ‘Dear me! Was that the
much-looked-for opportunity?’ Of course, Robinson’s by-play with the
sack and rope was merely thrown in by the prodigal hand of Fate.”
“Stop!” yelped Furneaux. “Another platitude, and I’ll assault you with
the tongs!”
It was the invariable habit of the Big ’Un and Little ’Un to quarrel
like cat and dog when the toils were closing in around a suspect. Woe,
then, to the malefactor! His was a parlous state.
“Let’s cool down, Charles!” said Winter, opening a leather case, and
selecting, with great care, one out of half a dozen precisely similar
cigars. “We’re pretty sure of our man, but we haven’t a scrap of
evidence against him. How, or where, to begin ringing him in I haven’t
the faintest notion. If only he’d kill Grant we’d get him at once.”
“But he won’t. He trusts to Ingerman playing that part of the game.
He’s as artful as a pet fox. I bought soap, and a pound of sal
volatile, but he did up each parcel with sealing-wax.”
“Sal volatile!” smiled Winter. “I, too, went in for soap, but my
imagination would not soar beyond a packet of cotton-wool. It was the
lumpiest thing I could think of.”
“And perfectly useless!” sneered Furneaux. “I must say you do fling the
taxpayers’ money about. Now, _my_ little lot will keep the electric
bells in my flat in order for two years.”
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