For once, compliment, sincere compliment from one whose opinion was
worth while, gave Mildred pain. She burst out with her news: "Signor
Moldini, I've lost my place in the company. My voice has gone back on
me."
Usually Moldini abounded in the consideration of fine natures that have
suffered deeply from lack of consideration. But he was so astounded
that he could only stare stupidly at her, smoothing his long greasy
hair with his thin brown hand.
"It's all my fault; I don't take care of myself," she went on. "I
don't take care of my health. At least, I hope that's it."
"Hope!" he said, suddenly angry.
"Hope so, because if it isn't that, then I've no chance for a career,"
explained she.
He looked at her feet, pointed an uncannily long forefinger at them.
"The crossings and sidewalks are slush--and you, a singer, without
overshoes! Lunacy! Lunacy!"
"I've never worn overshoes?" said Mildred apologetically.
"Don't tell me! I wish not to hear. It makes me--like madness here."
He struck his low sloping brow with his palm. "What vanity! That the
feet may look well to the passing stranger, no overshoes! Rheumatism,
sore throat, colds, pneumonia. Is it not disgusting. If you were a
man I should swear in all the languages I know--which are five,
including Hungarian, and when one swears in Hungarian it is 'going
some,' as you say in America. Yes, it is going quite some."
"I shall wear overshoes," said Mildred.
"And indigestion--you have that?"
"A little, I guess."
"Much--much, I tell you!" cried Moldini, shaking the long finger at
her. "You Americans! You eat too fast and you eat too much. That is
why you are always sick, and consulting the doctors who give the
medicines that make worse, not better. Yes, you Americans are like
children. You know nothing. Sing? Americans cannot sing until they
learn that a stomach isn't a waste-basket, to toss everything into. You
have been to that throat specialist, Hicks?"
"Ah, yes," said Mildred brightening. "He said there was nothing
organically wrong."
"He is an ass, and a criminal. He ruins throats. He likes to cut, and
he likes to spray. He sprays those poisons that relieve colds and
paralyze the throat and cords. Americans sing? It is to laugh! They
have too many doctors; they take too many pills. Do you know what your
national emblem should be? A dollar-sign--yes. But that for all
nations. No, a pill--a pill, I tell you. You take pills?"
"Now and then," said Mildred, laughing. "I admit I have several kinds
always on hand."
"You see!" cried he triumphantly. "No, it is not mere art that America
needs, but more sense about eating--and to keep away from the doctors.
People full of pills, they cannot make poems and pictures, and write
operas and sing them. Throw away those pills, dear young lady, I
implore you."
"Signor Moldini, I've come to ask you to help me."
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