Every morning on her way towards Highbury Corner, Eve passed the end of
Clarendon Grove, a road lined with sombre, semi-detached houses, whose
front gardens were full of plane trees, ragged lilacs and privets, and
scraggy laburnums. Eve, who was fairly punctual, passed the end of
Clarendon Grove about a quarter to nine each morning, and there was
another person who was just as punctual in quite a detached and
unpremeditated way. Sometimes she saw him coming out of a gate about a
hundred yards down Clarendon Grove, sometimes he was already turning the
corner, or she saw his broad fat back just ahead of her, always on the
same side of the street.
She christened him “the Highbury Clock,” or “the British Bourgeois.” He
was a shortish, square-built man of about five-and-forty, with clumsy
shoulders, a round head, and big feet. He turned his toes out like a
German when he walked, and he always went at the same pace, and always
carried a black handbag. His face was round, phlegmatic, good tempered,
and wholly commonplace, the eyes blue and rather protuberant, the nose
approximating to what is vulgarly called the “shoe-horn type,” the mouth
hidden by a brownish walrus moustache. He looked the most regular,
reliable, and solid person imaginable in his top-hat, black coat, and
neatly pressed grey trousers. Eve never caught him hurrying, and she
imagined that in hot weather he ought to wear an alpaca coat.
They sighted each other pretty regularly for some three months before
chance caused them to strike up a casual acquaintanceship. One wet day
the Bourgeois gave up his seat to Eve in a crowded tram. After that he
took off his hat to her whenever she happened to pass across the end of
Clarendon Grove in front of him. One morning they arrived at the corner
at the same moment, and the Bourgeois wished her “good morning.”
They walked as far as Upper Street together. It seemed absurd for two
humans whose paths touched so often not to smile and exchange a few
words about the weather, and so it came about that they joined forces
whenever the Bourgeois was near enough to the corner for Eve not to have
to indulge in any conscious loitering.
He was a very decent sort of man, and his name was Mr. Parfit. He was
something in the neighbourhood of Broad Street, but what it was he did
not state, and Eve did not inquire. In due course she discovered that he
was a bachelor, that he had lived for fifteen years in the same rooms,
that he had a passion for romantic novels, and that he went regularly to
Queen’s Hall. He spent Sunday in his slippers, reading _The Referee_. A
three weeks’ holiday once a year satisfied any vagrant impulses he might
feel, and he spent these three weeks at Ramsgate, Hastings or Brighton.
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