Being in a mood that demanded fanatical thoroughness, Eve played with
the ultimate baseness of man, and made herself a candle to the
night-flying moths. She repeated the experience twice—once in Regent
Street, and once in Leicester Square. Nothing but fanaticism could have
made such an experiment possible, and have enabled her to outface her
scorn and her disgust. Several men spoke to her, and she dallied with
each one for a few seconds before letting him feel her scorn.
She spent the last night of her stay in the Bloomsbury hotel sitting in
the lounge and listening to three raucous American women who were
talking over their travels. They had been to Algiers, Egypt, Italy, the
South of France, and of course to Paris. The dominant talker, who had
gorgeous yellow hair, not according to Nature, and whose hands were
always moving restlessly and showing off their rings, seemed to remember
and to identify the various places she had visited by some particular
sort of food that she had eaten! “Siena, Siena. Wasn’t that the place,
Mina, where we had ravioli?”
“Did you go to Ré’s at Monte Carlo? It’s an experience to have eaten at
Ré’s.” “I shan’t forget the Nile. The Arab boy made some bad coffee, and
I was sick in the stomach.” They went on to describe their various
hagglings with hotel-keepers, cabmen, and shop-people, and the
yellow-haired lady who wore “nippers” on a very thin-bridged,
sharp-pointed nose, had an exhilarating tale to tell of how she had
stood out against a Paris taxi-driver over a matter of ten cents. Eve
had always heard such lavish tales of American extravagance, that she
was surprised to discover in these women the worst sort of meanness, the
meanness that contrives to be generous on a few ostentatious occasions
by beating all the lesser people’s profits down to vanishing point. She
wondered whether these American women with their hard eyes, selfish
mouths, and short-fingered, ill-formed, grasping hands were typical of
this new hybrid race.
It amused her to contrast her own situation with theirs. When
to-morrow’s bill was paid, and her box taken to Charing Cross station,
she calculated that she would have about twelve pence left in her purse.
And she was going to test another aspect of life on those twelve
pennies. It would not be ravioli, or luncheon at Ré’s.
Eve packed up her box next morning, paid her bill, and drove off to
Charing Cross, where she left her box in the cloak-room. She had exactly
elevenpence left in her purse, and it was her most serious intention to
make these eleven pennies last her for the best part of two days. One
thing that she had lost, without noticing it, was her sense of humour.
Fanaticism cannot laugh. Had Simeon Stylites glimpsed but for a moment
the comic side of his existence, he would have come down off that pillar
like a cat off a burning roof.
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