The Pride of PalomarKyne, Peter B. (Peter Bernard)
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The Pride of Palomar
Kyne, Peter B. (Peter Bernard)
Asian Americans -- Fiction; California -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
"What do you mean, 'brachycephalic'?" Parker queried, uneasily.
"They belong to the race of round heads. Didn't you know that
ethnologists grub round in ancient cemeteries and tombs and trace the
evolution and wanderings of tribes of men by the skulls they find
there?"
"I did not."
Kay commenced to giggle at her father's confusion. The latter had
suddenly, as she realized, made the surprising discovery that in this
calm son of the San Gregorio he had stumbled upon a student, to attempt
to break a conversational lance with whom must end in disaster. His
daughter's mirth brought him to a realization of the sorry figure he
would present in argument.
"Well, my dear, what are you laughing at?" he demanded, a trifle
austerely.
"I'm laughing at you. You told me yesterday you were loaded for these
Californians and could flatten their anti-Japanese arguments in a
jiffy."
"Perhaps I am loaded still. Remember, Kay, Mr. Farrel has done all of
the talking and we have been attentive listeners. Wait until I have
had my innings."
"By the way, Mr. Parker," Farrel asked, "who loaded you up with
pro-Japanese arguments?"
Parker flushed and was plainly ill at ease. Farrel turned to Kay.
"I do not know yet where you folks came from, but I'll make a bet that
I can guess--in one guess."
"What will you bet, my erudite friend?" the girl bantered.
"I'll bet you Panchito against a box of fifty of the kind of cigars
your father smokes."
"Taken. Where do we hail from, Don Mike?"
"From New York city."
"Dad, send Mr. Farrel a box of cigars."
"Now, I'll make you another bet. I'll stake Panchito against another
box of the same cigars that your father is a member of the Japan
Society, of New York city."
"Send Mr. Farrel another box of cigars, popsy-wops. Don Mike, how
_did_ you guess it?"
"Oh, all the real plutocrats in New York have been sold memberships in
that instrument of propaganda by the wily sons of Nippon. The Japan
Society is supposed to be a vehicle for establishing friendlier
commercial and social relations between the United States and Japan.
The society gives wonderful banquets and yammers away about the
Brotherhood of Man and sends out pro-Japanese propaganda. Really, it's
a wonderful institution, Miss Parker. The millionaire white men of New
York finance the society, and the Japs run it. It was some shrewd
Japanese member of the Japan Society who sent you to Okada on this
land-deal, was it not, Mr. Parker?"
"You're too good a guesser for comfort," the latter parried. "I'm
going to write some letters. I'm motoring in to El Toro this
afternoon, and I'll want to mail them."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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