The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
If this had happened after his training had begun in real earnest, he
would have averted his eyes from the spectacle, however alluring, and
continued on his way without a pause. But now, as he had not yet
settled down to genuine hard work, he felt justified in turning aside
and looking into the matter. The fact that the chauffeur, who seemed to
be a taciturn man, lacking the conversational graces, manifestly
objected to an audience, deterred him not at all. One cannot have
everything in this world, and the Kid and his attendant thick-necks
were content to watch the process of mending the tire, without
demanding the additional joy of sparkling small talk from the man in
charge of the operations.
"Guy's had a breakdown, sure," said the first of the thick-necks.
"Surest thing you know," agreed his colleague.
"Seems to me the tire's punctured," said the Kid.
All three concentrated their gaze on the machine.
"Kid's right," said thick-neck number one. "Guy's been an' bust a
tire."
"Surest thing you know," said thick-neck number two.
They observed the perspiring chauffeur in silence for a while.
"Wonder how he did that, now?" speculated the Kid.
"Ran over a nail, I guess," said thick-neck number one.
"Surest thing you know," said the other, who, while perhaps somewhat
deficient in the matter of original thought, was a most useful fellow
to have by one--a sort of Boswell.
"Did you run over a nail?" the Kid enquired of the chauffeur.
The chauffeur worked on, unheeding.
"This is his busy day," said the first thick-neck, with satire. "Guy's
too full of work to talk to us."
"Deaf, shouldn't wonder," surmised the Kid. "Say, wonder what's he
doing with a taxi so far out of the city."
"Some guy tells him to drive him out here, I guess. Say, it'll cost him
something, too. He'll have to strip off a few from his roll to pay for
this."
John glanced at Mr. Parker, quivering with excitement. It was his last
chance. Would the Kid think to look inside the cab, or would he move
on? Could he risk a shout?
Mr. Parker leaned forward, and thrust the muzzle of the pistol against
his body. The possibilities of the situation had evidently not been
lost upon him.
"Keep quiet," he whispered.
Outside, the conversation had begun again, and the Kid had made his
decision.
"Pretty rich guy inside," he said, following up his companion's train
of thought. "I'm going to rubber through the window."
John met Mr. Parker's eye, and smiled.
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