The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
"In this life," said Smith, shaking his head, "we must be prepared for
every emergency. We must distinguish between the unusual and the
impossible. It is unusual for the acting editor of a weekly paper to
revolutionize its existing policy, and you have rashly ordered your
life on the assumption that it is impossible. You are unprepared. The
thing comes on you as a surprise. The cry goes round New York,
'Comrades Asher, Waterman, Philpotts, and others have been taken
unawares. They cannot cope with the situation.'"
"But what is to be done?" cried Mr. Asher.
"Nothing, I fear, except to wait. It may be that when Mr. Renshaw,
having dodged the bears and eluded the wildcat, returns to his post, he
will decide not to continue the paper on the lines at present mapped
out. He should be back in about ten weeks."
"Ten weeks!"
"Till then, the only thing to do is to wait. You may rely on me to keep
a watchful eye on your interests. When your thoughts tend to take a
gloomy turn say to yourselves, 'All is well. Smith is keeping a
watchful eye on our interests.'"
"All the same, I should like to see this P. Maloney," said Mr. Asher.
"I shouldn't," said Smith. "I speak in your best interests. P. Maloney
is a man of the fiercest passions. He cannot brook interference. If you
should argue with him, there is no knowing what might not happen. He
would be the first to regret any violent action, when once he had
cooled off, but-- Of course, if you wish it I could arrange a meeting.
No? I think you are wise. And now, gentlemen, as I have a good deal of
work to get through--
"All very disturbing to the man of culture and refinement," said Smith,
as the door closed behind the last of the malcontents. "But I think
that we may now consider the line clear. I see no further obstacle in
our path. I fear I have made Comrade Maloney perhaps a shade unpopular
with our late contributors, but these things must be. We must clench
our teeth and face them manfully. He suffers in an excellent cause."
CHAPTER XVI
TWO VISITORS TO THE OFFICE
There was once an editor of a paper in the Far West who was sitting at
his desk, musing pleasantly on life, when a bullet crashed through the
window and imbedded itself in the wall at the back of his head. A happy
smile lighted up the editor's face. "Ah!" he said complacently, "I knew
that personal column of ours would make a hit!"
What the bullet was to the Far West editor, the visit of Mr. Martin
Parker to the offices of _Peaceful Moments_ was to Smith.
It occurred shortly after the publication of the second number of the
new series, and was directly due to Betty's first and only suggestion
for the welfare of the paper.
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