The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
General
The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
"That," said Smith, nodding, "is a very fair _precis_ of the
evening's events. We should like you, if you will be so good, to corral
this Comrade Repetto, and see that he buys me a new hat."
"We'll round Jack up," said one of the policemen indulgently.
"Do it nicely," urged Smith. "Don't go hurting his feelings."
The second policeman gave it as his opinion that Jack was getting too
gay. The third policeman conceded this. Jack, he said, had shown signs
for some time past of asking for it in the neck. It was an error on
Jack's part, he gave his hearers to understand, to assume that the lid
was completely off the great city of New York.
"Too blamed fresh he's gettin'," the trio agreed. They seemed to think
it was too bad of Jack.
"The wrath of the Law," said Smith, "is very terrible. We will leave
the matter, then, in your hands. In the meantime, we should be glad if
you would direct us to the nearest subway station. Just at the moment,
the cheerful lights of the Great White Way are what I seem chiefly to
need."
* * * * *
So ended the opening engagement of the campaign, in a satisfactory but
far from decisive victory for the _Peaceful Moments_' army.
"The victory," said Smith, "was not bloodless. Comrade Brady's ear, my
hat--these are not slight casualties. On the other hand, the
elimination of Comrade Repetto is pleasant. I know few men whom I would
not rather meet on a lonely road than Comrade Repetto. He is one of
nature's black-jackers. Probably the thing crept upon him slowly. He
started, possibly, in a merely tentative way by slugging one of the
family circle. His aunt, let us say, or his small brother. But, once
started, he is unable to resist the craving. The thing grips him like
dram-drinking. He black-jacks now not because he really wants to, but
because he cannot help himself. There's something singularly consoling
in the thought that Comrade Repetto will no longer be among those
present."
"There are others," said John.
"As you justly remark," said Smith, "there are others. I am glad we
have secured Comrade Brady's services. We may need them."
CHAPTER XX
BETTY AT LARGE
It was not till Betty found herself many blocks distant from the office
of _Peaceful Moments_ that she checked her headlong flight. She
had run down the stairs and out into the street blindly, filled only
with that passion for escape which had swept her away from Mervo. Not
till she had dived into the human river of Broadway and reached Times
Square did she feel secure. Then, with less haste, she walked on to the
park, and sat down on a bench, to think.
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