The Prince and BettyWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Prince and Betty
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
Betty followed him into the shop. There were birds in cages on the
walls, and, patroling the floor, a great company of cats, each with its
leather collar. One rubbed itself against Betty's skirt. She picked it
up, and began to stroke it. And, looking over its head at Mr. Jarvis,
she was aware that he was beaming sheepishly.
His eyes darted away the instant they met hers, but Betty had seen
enough to show her that she had mistaken nervousness for truculence.
Immediately, she was at her ease, and womanlike, had begun to control
the situation. She made conversation pleasantly, praising the cats,
admiring the birds, touching lightly on the general subject of domestic
pets, until her woman's sixth sense told her that her host's panic had
passed, and that she might now proceed to discuss business.
"I hope you don't mind my coming to you, Mr. Jarvis," she said. "You
know you told me to if ever I were in trouble, so I've taken you at
your word. You don't mind?"
Mr. Jarvis gulped, and searched for words.
"Glad," he said at last.
"I've left _Peaceful Moments_. You know I used to be stenographer
there."
She was surprised and gratified to see a look of consternation spread
itself across Mr. Jarvis' face. It was a hopeful sign that he should
take her cause to heart to such an extent.
But Mr. Jarvis' consternation was not due wholly to solicitude for her.
His thoughts at that moment, put, after having been expurgated, into
speech, might have been summed up in the line: "Of all sad words of
tongue or pen the saddest are these, 'It might have been'!"
"Ain't youse woikin' dere no more? Is dat right?" he gasped. "Gee! I
wisht I'd 'a' known it sooner. Why, a guy come to me and wants to give
me half a ton of the long green to go to dat poiper what youse was
woikin' on and fix de guy what's runnin' it. An' I truns him down 'cos
I don't want you to be frown out of your job. Say, why youse quit
woikin' dere?" His eyes narrowed as an idea struck him. "Say," he went
on, "you ain't bin fired? Has de boss give youse de trun-down? 'Cos if
he has, say de woid and I'll fix him for youse, loidy. An' it won't set
you back a nickel," he concluded handsomely.
"No, no," cried Betty, horrified. "Mr. Smith has been very kind to me.
I left of my own free will."
Mr. Jarvis looked disappointed. His demeanor was like that of some
mediaeval knight called back on the eve of starting out to battle with
the Paynim for the honor of his lady.
"What was that you said about the man who came to you and offered you
money?" asked Betty.
Her mind had flashed back to Mr. Parker's visit, and her heart was
beating quickly.
"Sure! He come to me all right an' wants de guy on de poiper fixed. An'
I truns him down."
"Oh! You won't dream of doing anything to hurt Mr. Smith, will you, Mr.
Jarvis?" said Betty anxiously.
"Not if you say so, loidy."
"And your--friends? You won't let them do anything?"
"Nope."
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