"Well, my spouse, you may have him when you like," he said. "I don't
fancy him for my part. I am pretty sure he is tough eating."
"That would be to honor instead of punish his insolence," returned the
queen. "But why should our poor creatures be deprived of so much
nourishment? Our little dogs and cats and pigs and small bears would
enjoy him very much."
"You are the best of housekeepers, my lovely queen!" said her husband.
"Let it be so by all means. Let us have our people in, and get him out
and kill him at once. He deserves it. The mischief he might have brought
upon us, now that he had penetrated so far as our most retired citadel,
is incalculable. Or rather let us tie him hand and foot, and have the
pleasure of seeing him torn to pieces by full torchlight in the great
hall."
"Better and better!" cried the queen and prince together, both of them
clapping their hands. And the prince made an ugly noise with his
hare-lip, just as if he had intended to be one at the feast.
"But," added the queen, bethinking herself, "he is so troublesome. For
as poor creatures as they are, there is something about those sun-people
that is _very_ troublesome. I cannot imagine how it is that with such
superior strength and skill and understanding as ours, we permit them to
exist at all. Why do we not destroy them entirely, and use their cattle
and grazing lands at our pleasure? Of course, we don't want to live in
their horrid country! It is far too glaring for our quieter and more
refined tastes. But we might use it for a sort of outhouse, you know.
Even our creatures' eyes might get used to it, and if they did grow
blind, that would be of no consequence, provided they grew fat as well.
But we might even keep their great cows and other creatures, and then we
should have a few more luxuries, such as cream and cheese, which at
present we only taste occasionally, when our brave men have succeeded in
carrying some off from their farms."
"It is worth thinking of," said the king; "and I don't know why you
should be the first to suggest it, except that you have a positive
genius for conquest. But still, as you say, there is something very
troublesome about them; and it would be better, as I understand you to
suggest, that we should starve him for a day or two first, so that he
may be a little less frisky when we take him out."
"Once there was a goblin
Living in a hole;
Busy he was cobblin'
A shoe without a sole.
"By came a birdie:
'Goblin, what do you do?'
'Cobble at a sturdie
Upper leather shoe.'
"'What's the good o' that, sir?'
Said the little bird,
'Why it's very pat, sir--
Plain without a word.
"'Where 'tis all a hill, sir,
Never can be holes:
Why should their shoes have soles, sir,
When they've got no souls?'"
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