London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“And there may be fine ladies in an awful funk about their jewels, and
even about their manners. Seriously, as you say, it’s perfectly
conceivable. I am not in the least surprised at the aristocracy being
curious to know what we are up to, and wanting very much to look into
it; in their place I should be very uneasy, and if I were a woman with
angelic manners very likely I too should be glad to get hold of a soft,
susceptible little bookbinder, and pump him dry, bless his heart!”
“Are you afraid I’ll tell her secrets?” cried Hyacinth, flushing with
virtuous indignation.
“Secrets? What secrets could you tell her, my pretty lad?”
Hyacinth stared a moment. “You don’t trust me—you never have.”
“We will, some day—don’t be afraid,” said Muniment, who, evidently, had
no intention of unkindness, a thing that appeared to be impossible to
him. “And when we do, you’ll cry with disappointment.”
“Well, _you_ won’t,” Hyacinth declared. And then he asked whether his
friend thought the Princess Casamassima a spy; and why, if she were in
that line, Mr Sholto was not—inasmuch as it must be supposed he was
not, since they had seen fit to let him walk in and out, at that rate,
in the place in Bloomsbury. Muniment did not even know whom he meant,
not having had any relations with the gentleman; but he summoned a
sufficient image when his companion had described the Captain’s
appearance. He then remarked, with his usual geniality, that he didn’t
take him for a spy—he took him for an ass; but even if he had edged
himself into the place with every intention to betray them, what handle
could he possibly get—what use, against them, could he make of anything
he had seen or heard? If he had a fancy to dip into working-men’s clubs
(Muniment remembered, now, the first night he came; he had been brought
by that German cabinet-maker, who had a stiff neck and smoked a pipe
with a bowl as big as a stove); if it amused him to put on a bad hat,
and inhale foul tobacco, and call his ‘inferiors’ ‘my dear fellow’; if
he thought that in doing so he was getting an insight into the people
and going half-way to meet them and preparing for what was coming—all
this was his own affair, and he was very welcome, though a man must be
a flat who would spend his evening in a hole like that when he might
enjoy his comfort in one of those flaming big shops, full of arm-chairs
and flunkies, in Pall Mall. And what did he see, after all, in
Bloomsbury? Nothing but a ‘social gathering’, where there were clay
pipes, and a sanded floor, and not half enough gas, and the principal
newspapers; and where the men, as any one would know, were advanced
radicals, and mostly advanced idiots. He could pat as many of them on
the back as he liked, and say the House of Lords wouldn’t last till
midsummer; but what discoveries would he make? He was simply on the
same lay as Hyacinth’s Princess; he was nervous and scared, and he
thought he would see for himself.
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