I went to call mine host, that he might let me out to the open air,
but, before doing so, I thought it necessary to put on some clothes. In
attempting to do this, a circumstance arrested my attention (for which
I could in nowise account, which to this day I cannot unriddle, nor
shall I ever be able to comprehend it while I live): the frock and
turban, which had furnished my disguise on the preceding day, were both
removed, and my own black coat and cocked hat laid down in their place.
At first I thought I was in a dream, and felt the weaver's beam, web,
and treadle-strings with my hands, to convince myself that I was awake.
I was certainly awake; and there was the door locked firm and fast as
it was the evening before. I carried my own black coat to the small
window and examined it. It was my own in verity; and the sums of money
that I had concealed in case of any emergency, remained untouched. I
trembled with astonishment; and on my return from the small window went
doiting in amongst the weaver's looms, till I entangled myself, and
could not get out again without working great deray amongst the coarse
linen threads that stood in warp from one end of the apartment unto the
other. I had no knife whereby to cut the cords of this wicked man, and
therefore was obliged to call out lustily for assistance. The weaver
came half naked, unlocked the door, and, setting in his head and long
neck, accosted me thus:
"What now, Mr. Satan? What for art ye roaring that gate? Are you fawn
inna little hell, instead o' the big muckil ane? Deil be in your
reistit trams! What for have ye abscondit yoursel into ma leddy's wab
for?"
"Friend, I beg your pardon," said I. "I wanted to be at the light, and
have somehow unfortunately involved myself in the intricacies of your
web, from which I cannot get clear without doing you a great injury.
Pray do lend your experienced hand to extricate me."
"May aw the pearls o' damnation light on your silly snout, an I dinna
estricat ye weel enough! Ye ditit donnart, deil's burd that ye be! What
made ye gang howkin in there to be a poor man's ruin? Come out, ye vile
rag-of-a-muffin, or I gar ye come out wi' mair shame and disgrace, an'
fewer haill banes in your body."
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