“No.” And Yancy was quick to notice the look of disappointment on the
faces of his new friends. He felt that for some reason, which was by no
means clear to him, he had lost caste.
“Are you ever heard of royalty?” and Cavendish fixed the invalid's
wandering glance.
“You mean kings?”
“I shore do.”
Yancy regarded him reflectively and made a mighty mental effort.
“There's them Bible kings--” he ventured at length.
Mr. Cavendish shook his head.
“Them's sacred kings. Are you familiar with any of the profane kings,
Mr. Yancy?”
“Well, taking them as they come, them Bible kings seemed to average
pretty profane.” Yancy was disposed to defend this point.
“You must a heard of the kings of England. Sho', wa'n't any of yo' folks
in the war agin' him?”
“I'd plumb forgot, why my daddy fit all through that war!” exclaimed
Yancy. The Cavendishes were immensely relieved. Polly beamed on the
invalid, and the children hunched closer. Six pairs of eager lips were
trembling on the verge of speech.
“Now you-all keep still,” said Cavendish. “I want Mr. Yancy should get
the straight of this here! The various orders of royalty are kings,
dukes, earls and lords. Earls is the third from the top of the heap, but
lords ain't no slouch; it's a right neat little title, and them that has
it can turn round in most any company.”
“Dick had ought to know, fo' he's an earl himself,” cried Polly
exultantly, unable to restrain herself any longer, while a mutter came
from the six little Cavendishes who had been wonderfully silent for
them.
“Sho', Richard Keppel Cavendish, Earl of Lambeth! 'Sho', that was what
he was! Sho'!” and some transient feeling of awe stamped itself upon
their small faces as they viewed the long and limber figure of their
parent.
“Is that mo' than a Colonel?” Yancy risked the question hesitatingly,
but he felt that speech was expected from him.
“Yes,” said the possessor of the title.
“Would a General lay it over you any?”
“No, sir, he wouldn't.”
Yancy gazed respectfully but uncertainly at Chills and Fever.
“Then all I got to say is that I've traveled considerably, mostly
between Scratch Hill and Balaam's Cross Roads, meeting with all kinds of
folks; but I never seen an earl afo. I take it they are some scarce.”
“They are. I don't reckon there's another one but me in the whole United
States.”
“Think of that!” gasped Yancy.
“We ain't nothin' fo' style, it bein' my opinion that where a man's a
born gentleman he's got a heap of reason fo' to be grateful but none to
brag,” said Cavendish.
“Dick's kind of titles are like having red hair and squint eyes. Once
they get into a family they stick,” explained Polly.
“I've noticed that, 'specially about squint eyes.” Yancy was glad to
plant his feet on familiar ground.
“These here titles go to the eldest son. He begins by bein' a viscount,”
continued Chills and Fever. He wished Yancy to know the full measure of
their splendor.
“And their wives are ladies-ain't they, Dick?”
Cavendish nodded.
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