The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
"Thank Heaven," said the men of science as they trod the slippery
decks of the _Kamma Funder_, belonging to Copenhagen.
But their troubles were only just beginning.
The skipper walked aft on the slippery deck, and climbed upon the
poop by way of the rail, for some of the loose lumber had dislodged
and smashed the poop ladder. When he found his foot upon his native
heath, he was once more Captain Joseph Prowse in all his glory; and
turning about, he addressed his crew.
"Simpkins," he said, "you are chief officer, second officer and
bo'son, and don't you forget it. As for you others, I'll have you
know that you're the crew. Just drop any kind of heightened notion
that you are passengers, and we'll get along easy; but if you don't,
look out for squalls. Simpkins, turn this useless lot to throwin'
the remains of the deck cargo overboard, and try a couple of 'em at
the pumps; maybe her seams may have closed up again by now." And
going aft to the scuttle, he disappeared from view.
"Well," said the geologist, "of all the infernal----"
"Oh, stow that," cried Simpkins, "and turn to. You're here, ain't
you, and lucky you should consider yourself. And the captain's a man
of his word, as I know; so look slippy and pass this bloomin' truck
over the side."
The miserable crew looked at each other in despair.
"Come now," said Simpkins impatiently, "do you want me to report you
chaps as refusin' duty?"
The geologist, who was the youngest and sturdiest man in the crowd,
said that he did; but the astronomer and the entomologist
remonstrated with him.
"I think we'd better," said the unhappy insect man. "This Prowse
seems a regular brute."
"He is," said the astronomer, "and I pray to Heaven that he doesn't
find any rum on board."
But Heaven did not listen, and the captain presently came on deck
with a flushed face.
"Simpkins," roared Prowse, as his head appeared over the edge of the
scuttle.
"Yes, sir," said the new mate.
"Is that lumber over the side yet?"
"Quick, for Gawd's sake," said Simpkins, and the reluctant men of
science commenced sliding the boards over.
"It's going, sir," answered Simpkins.
"Goin'!" said Prowse, when he got his hands on the after poop rail.
"Goin'! I should say so! What a crowd! Oh, you miserable things,
I'll shape you; I'll get you into condition; I'll make sailors of
you. Get two of these hoosiers on to the pumps and see if she's
leakin' very bad, and then we'll make sail. This 'ere _Kamma Funder_
won't make a quick passage, but by the time we're picked up, or sail
'er 'ome, I'll make you chaps fit to ship in the worst Cape Horner
that ever sailed."
He turned away, but stopped.
"And when the deck's clear, Simpkins, you can let 'em eat what they
can get. There's plenty of biscuit, but mighty little else. Now
then, you Stars, pump!"
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