The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
And the astronomer and entomologist pumped for their lives, while the
sea round about the waterlogged barque was whitening rapidly with
many thousand feet of Nova Scotian lumber. For when the captain was
out of sight, Simpkins was encouraging, and talked what he told them
was "horse" sense.
"You wants to get back 'ome to your families, don't you," he asked,
"and to your instruments and your usual ways of livin'? Why, of
course you does. Then buck up, and pitch in, and learn to do your
dooty. I'm not a hard man. I can make allowances. I know you
didn't ship to do this. But it's your luck, and you must. Now then,
that'll do the deck. Just lay into this pump all of you, and I'll
sound 'er again."
And as good luck would have it, there soon appeared some reason for
hoping that the leaks in the _Kamma Funder_ had closed.
"Blimy," said Simpkins, "we'll 'ave 'er sailin' like a witch yet.
Chuck yerselves into it, and I'll call the captain."
But the captain was fast asleep in the bunk of the late skipper.
"What's become of her crew?" asked the new crew, as they sat round
the deck and ate their biscuit.
"Took off by a steamer," said Simpkins; "you see they've left their
boats, and the captain says the ship's papers 'as gone, so they was
took off, for sure."
"I wish we were taken off," said the weary astronomer.
"That'll come, I dessay," replied the consolatory Simpkins, "but if
we sails 'er 'ome, we'll get salvage, and your time won't be wasted.
So cheer up, and let's make sail, while a couple of you keeps the
pumps a-goin'."
The wind by now was a light north-westerly breeze, and though the
barque worked heavily and wallowed in the sea, Simpkins took her as
she went round and put the geologist at the helm.
"Keep the wind in the back o' your neck," said Simpkins to the
nervous helmsman, "and I'll loose the foresail."
He jumped up aloft and loosed the foresail and two fore-topsails.
Coming down, he got the scientific crew to work.
"Here you, ketch hold of this and pull. There, that will do. Belay!
Tie the thing up, I mean, on that thing, you silly ass!"
And the member of the Royal Society, who was thus addressed for the
first time since he had left school, made the starboard fore-sheet
fast to the cleat.
"You ain't such an ass as you wants to make out," said Simpkins, as
he watched him critically; "me and the captain will soon put you
chaps in shape. Now then, all of you! Fore-topsail 'alliards!
Stretch it out and lay back. Which of you can sing?"
They declared that none of them could.
"Then I must," said Simpkins; and he gave them the chanty "Handily,
boys, so handy," until he had the topsail well up. And just as the
crew were looking aloft with a strange new feeling of actual pleasure
in seeing results grow under their hands, a sudden row arose aft.
The captain was interviewing the geologist.
"Steer small," said Captain Prowse; "don't work the bally wheel as if
you was workin' a chaff-cutter."
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