The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
General
The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
"Mr. Green, may the Lord forgive me, but I just hate that Spiller
with an unholy hatred. Every time he gets a show he brags he's run
right over where I located my rocks, and not only that, but
criss-cross in the latitude where they might be. And he set about
that he'd herring-boned a course on the chart on the longitude, going
back and forth on it like a dog in a turnip field. So now he'll be
up here again to have another shy for it. If he saw 'em, he'd swear
he never. And why he hates me so I can't tell, unless it was I did
my duty once, and let him know what a God-fearing man thought of a
blasphemer."
Green nodded.
"That's likely it, sir."
"So it is, so it is," cried Banks pensively; "he has no grace in him,
and he set it about, I know, that I soak at sea if I'm sober ashore.
He said my rocks were delirium tremens; and I'm a discredited man,
wounded in a tender spot."
It was just four bells in the forenoon watch then, and soon after
they snugged her down, as the wind was very heavy in puffs and the
sky low and dark. Just before eight bells Green spotted a vessel on
the starboard bow, and called the old man. He came on deck like a
whiteheaded Jack-in-the-Box.
"Keep her away," he cried. "I'll bet she's the _Palembang_. Shake
out them reefs and hoist the main-t'gall'n's'l again."
His grammar failed in excitement.
"We're overhauling her hand over hand, anyhow," suggested Green.
"If I can pass him going two foot for his one, I'd run the _Simoom_
under," screamed the skipper. "And when we come up with him, if my
voice in a trumpet can carry, I'll tell him what I think of him. He
thinks I'm soft because I sing hymns on Sunday. I'll let him know
before I sang hymns I was the biggest tough on the Australian coast.
God's truth I was! And I wish I was now--oh, how I wish it, and him
ashore with me!"
And Green believed it, because he had to! There was something in the
old man's eye as he walked to and fro, an unregenerate blood-thirsty
snap, that was very convincing. So the reefs were shaken out of the
topsails, and even that did not satisfy the skipper.
"I'll let him know that a saved and repentant Christian isn't
necessary a worm," said Banks. "Mr. Green, set the mainsail!"
The _Simoom_ was snoring through it now, and Green stared.
"What she can't carry she may drag," said the skipper, with flashing
eyes.
And the _Simoom_ lost her courtesy with the sea under the influence
of the mainsail, for the monsoon was a stiff one. She shouldered the
Indian Ocean aside like a policeman shoving through a crowd; she
scooped up tons of it as a scraper team scoops sand, and ran at any
extra sea like a bull at a hedge. The men were under the break of
the t'gallant foc'sle, sheltering from the cataract. They knew the
_Palembang_ was ahead, and were as eager as the skipper to overhaul
her. Through the bos'on and his mate it had leaked out that the old
man was keen for a palaver with Spiller.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account