The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
"That's him on the poop," said Jones, staring at him; "take a good
look at him, you drunken swab. Why the blue blazes didn't you come
on board before?"
"My good fellow," said Gawthrop haughtily, "there has been a mistake.
I must be put on shore immediately."
"Oh," said Jones, "oh, indeed! There has been a fatal error, has
there? And I'm your good fellow, am I? Take that, you swine."
And what Gawthrop took caused him to sit down very suddenly on a hard
teak deck.
"What's the matter, Mr. Jones?" asked the captain, coming to the
break of the poop.
"Nothing, sir, nothing," said Jones, foaming at the mouth, "only this
ratty hoodlum isn't sober yet. I'll have him in my watch if Mr. Ladd
hasn't any fancy for him."
"Sir," said Gawthrop, still in a sitting position, "I'm not a sailor,
and have been put on board against my will. My name's
Gawthrop--Sibley Gawthrop of Menlo Park. I'm well known in San
Francisco."
"Dry up!" said Jones; "known to the police, I should say. And your
name's either Fisher or Bates. And where's that other josser? I'll
soon see if he's one of the same sort."
He shot forward, and was presently seen emerging from the foc'sle
holding the astounded Hunt by the nape of the neck. He ran him aft
and discharged him like a catapult right among the men. He fell down
alongside Gawthrop.
"Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones," said the skipper mildly. But if he was going
to remonstrate with Jones on his American methods, the two hands who
had caused the fuss put him off. For Hunt and Gawthrop, on
recognising each other, as they did now in spite of their high
colouring, lost no time in speech, but went for each other without a
word. They locked together and rolled headlong into the starboard
scuppers; for though the ship was on an even keel with a fine
northerly breeze, the deck had a big camber to it. Then Captain
Singleton lost all his mildness at this outrageous insult to his high
authority.
"Pull them apart," he roared, as Jones dived for Gawthrop's ankle,
and two of the crew got Hunt by the legs. "What the devil does this
mean?"
"It means he's had me shanghaied," said Hunt. "I know it."
"And you--oh, I'll kill you," spluttered Gawthrop.
"Send them both up here," said the captain. He stared at them like a
fury when they stood before him. No two harder looking cases ever
had an interview with a skipper, for Gawthrop was bleeding from the
nose, and Hunt had lost all his shirt but the neck-band. They glared
at each other, and Jones stood between them ready.
"Now then," said Singleton, "before I put you in irons I'd like to
know what you mean by daring----"
It was paralysing to both Gawthrop and Hunt to be looked at as the
captain looked at them. They felt like the scum of the earth.
"It's a mistake, a dreadful mistake," said Hunt; "if you will put me
ashore, I'll give you five thousand dollars."
And the eager crowd on the main-deck sniggered.
"Lord, he's very big in drink, ain't 'e?" said Tom.
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