The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
"No-o, not that way," said his wife. But she said to herself, "Next
day I should have accepted Mr. Gawthrop!"
They ran into Laramie Junction, that horrible centre of sage-brush
and alkali. A bitter wind drove dust against the windows of their
car.
"It's a ghastly prospect," said Gardiner, as he looked out on the
prairie.
"It would have been," replied his wife absently.
"It would have been?" asked her husband in surprise.
"I mean it is, of course," said Edith hastily.
THE MAN FROM ABO
William, or, as he was usually called, Bill, Noyes, was a citizen of
the United States, and, like most citizens of that part of the
Western Continent, he was accustomed to do as he "darned pleased."
But besides being an American citizen, he was an American shipmaster,
and such are accustomed to having their own way and giving no one
else a chance. He explained this to the crowd in the _State of
Oregon_, bound from San Francisco to Bordeaux, with wine which was
going to be converted into claret. For this was some time ago,
before the wine-growers there had it all their own way in the French
Republic.
"You're dogs, and I'm the man with the whip. You're hogs, and I'm
your driver. I'm boss, and captain, and governor, and congress, and
the senate, and the president, and don't any of you forget it! If I
hadn't been brought up religious I'd go a step farther still. Let me
hear a growl out of you, and I'll make you wish you were in hell. Do
your duty, and I'll make this ship paradise. It shall be as sweet to
you as a full roost of chickens to a buck nigger on a dark night.
I'm a good man, I am, and I know it. You'll know it, too. I'll see
to that. Now then, Mr. Bragg, start them to. D'ye see that damned
Dutchman? He looks as if he didn't understand 'United States.' Jolt
him on the jaw for me!"
And the unfortunate Dutchman, who was really a Finn from Abo, got a
crack with a closed fist that made him see more stars than even the
American flag of liberty can boast.
"What for? I done nuttin'," he yelled, as he put his hand to his
head; but never another man opened his mouth.
"Say another word," said Bragg, "and I'll ram a belaying-pin
crossways down your throat," and this was the beginning.
"Very good indeed," said Noyes. "Now every one understands, Mr.
Bragg, and no one can say everything warn't explained to them
clearly. Work the drink out of 'em. I'm for a holy, healthy, happy
crew."
And Noyes went below for a drink. He was, as he often said, a sober
man.
"One tot every time the bell strikes, and two at eight-bells, and as
a man can't sleep and drink, I take what I should take before I turn
in."
But none of the men for'ard got as much as a teaspoonful even after
shortening sail, or on Saturday nights.
"We've struck it rich," said the crowd, when they got together in the
second dog-watch. "We've struck it rich. There's no fatal error
about that. You can see it with half an eye a mile off. The
skipper's a holy terror!"
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