The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
"I tell _you_ there's always suthin' queer about a Finn," said the
crowd. "It took brass to draw blood from him, now didn't it?"
And the man from Abo was paid off.
"I fights goot that day," he said, when he got his money, and the
consul, who is now a magistrate at home, says there wasn't a bruise
on him.
THE SCUTTLING OF THE _PANDORA_.
There are ships with good and evil reputations, independent of the
men who own or sail them. Some, it would seem, had their keels laid
on a lucky day, others were assuredly--
Built i' th' eclipse and rigged with curses dark.
Many have furrowed all the seas of ocean and have lost no lives, and
have cost neither owner nor underwriters money. But some there are
(and those who follow the sea will know them) which have never
achieved a single passage without being nearly cast away, without
killing or maiming men. For such a ship the very shoals themselves
decrease in depth through the unlucky set of some abnormal tide: for
them the 'trades' spring up far south and die in premature calm ten
degrees from the Line. They are well built and highly classed, and
yet spring leaks. Derelicts lie in wait for them: they are chased
through every sea by cyclones and tornadoes. In them the luck of
lucky men is finally of no avail: seamen fall from aloft in calms;
the gear gives without notice; stores rot in spite of care. They
break the heart of all who have to do with them: in them blood is
suddenly spilt: in them strong men waste and die.
Such a ship was the _Pandora_, and, as she lay off Sandridge, at
anchor in Hobson's Bay, there was not a sailorman in Australia who
would have shipped in her from choice.
"I've heerd the skipper of one ship I was in talk about the nature of
vessels," said Jack Marchmont, as he sat with his mate on the end of
the pier, "and _he_ allowed that ships was like men, launched with
nat'ral dispositions. He talked a lot of scientific guff about
deviation, and what he said was as ships had this or that deviation
all according how their heads was p'inted on the stocks. If she
p'inted sou-west, she played quite a different game with the compass
to what she would have done if she had laid nor'-east. And I believe
him. The _Pandora_ must have p'inted straight for hell, Joe."
"She is a bad 'un, I own," said his mate, "but it ain't a matter of
ch'ice. Ships is few, and men is plenty, and it's a case of 'John,
get up and let Jack sit down' with you and me. If she was a wuss
ship than she is, and a wetter (though this ain't a wetter), and if
she killed as many as the plague, I ain't goin' to work Tom Cox's
traverse ashore any more. And there ain't no _beer_ in the
scuttle-butt neither, and Bailey looks at us as black as black. I'm
goin' to ship," and Joe Rennet rose.
"I ain't got a farden to jingle of a tombstone," he said.
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