The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comediesRoberts, Morley
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The promotion of the admiral, and other sea comedies
Roberts, Morley
English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; Short stories, English
They were all quiet men, Englishmen and Dutchmen, and there was no
more drink in the ship than that in the medicine chest. The steward
drank what remained of it. And in the morning all the remainder of
the crew met on the poop. At first they had a certain natural
reluctance to use that portion of the ship, but if they did not meet
there the steersman could not take his share in the talk. But Joe
did most of the talking.
"I reckon the nearest port is Buenos Ayres," he said. "This mornin'
I took the liberty of lookin' at the chart, and there ain't nothin'
'andier as is common talk with sailormen. If we stand north we'll
about 'it it off; or any ways, we'll 'it on the track of steamers
makin' for it, and we might get the lend of a hofficer to take us in.
What do you say, mates?"
Some nodded, some shrugged their shoulders, and some said, "Buenos
Ayres? Oh yes, that'll do as well as another."
"And I've took the liberty," said Joe solemnly, "of borrowin' the
log-book from down below, and I've wrote out a plain account of all
this 'ere, as I said last night. For it's best put down, and it's
ships' law as everythin' serious should be wrote out in the log-book,
and nowheres else. Shall I read it?"
And he read out what he had written:--
"Three days back, as told in the log, Mr. Case, the second mate, fell
from the foreyard as we was goin' to take in the foresail, and was
killed. He was buried accordin' the next day, while we was 'ove to.
And last night in the middle watch, as all 'ands was makin' sail, the
wind 'avin' fallen light sudden and the sea bein' very 'eavy, we
shipped an 'eavy sea over the port rail as washed Mr. Gamjy overboard
with Jack Marchmont, A.B., Andrew Anderson, A.B., and Thomas Griggs,
boy. And the captain bein' ill, as the log says, died sudden on
'earing it, and is now lyin' dead in 'is cabin. Whereas, there bein'
no officer in the ship, all 'ands assembled as aforesaid, declares
this is the truth, the 'ole truth, and nothin' but the truth, so 'elp
us Gawd. And we intends makin' for bonus airs, or monty Vidyo."
And one by one the crew signed this simple statement, as it was held
down on the top of the signal locker by its author. Those who could
not write--and there were three who could not--made their marks when
Joe signed for them.
"Whatever 'appens to this blasted 'ooker, we must keep 'old of this
log," said Joe. "For supposin' any hother disaster befell us, as
seems likely enough, and we took to the boats, it would look very bad
for us, without a single officer."
It was a cold and unhappy day for them as they drove to the
north-east, still under short canvas. But the weather broke a
little, and they set the topgallant-sails at last.
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