Presently the uproar of the guitars grew more stentorian upon his ear,
and, leaving on his left an astonishing chamber that contained from a
dozen to fifteen small round tables, with nothing whatever upon them,
the Prophet emerged into an inner hall where, in quite a grove of shrubs
hung with fairy lights, twenty young ladies, dressed from top to toe in
scarlet, and each wearing a large golden medal, were being as Spanish
as if they had not been paid for it, while twelve more whacked castanets
and shook bells with a frenzy that was worth an excellent salary, the
silly gentleman from Tooting the while blowing furiously upon his flute,
and combining this intemperate indulgence with an occasional assault
upon a cottage piano that stood immediately before him, or a wave of
the baton that asserted his right to the position of _chef d’orchestre_.
Immediately beyond this shrine of music the Prophet perceived a Moorish
nook containing a British buffet, and, in quite the most Moorish corner
of this nook, seated upon a divan that would have been at home in
Marakesh, he caught sight of Miss Minerva in company with a thin,
fatigued and wispy lady in a very long vermilion gown, and an extremely
small gentleman--apparently of the Hebrew persuasion--who was smartly
dressed, wore white gloves and a buttonhole, and indulged in a great
deal of florid gesticulation while talking with abnormal vivacity. Miss
Minerva, who was playing quietly with a lemon ice, looked even more
sensible than usual, the Prophet thought, in her simple white frock. She
seemed to be quite at home and perfectly happy with her silly friends,
but, as soon as she saw him hovering anxiously to the left of the
guitars, she beckoned to him eagerly, and he hurried forward.
“Oh, Mr. Vivian, I’m so glad you’ve come! Let me introduce you to my
great friend Eureka”--the lady in vermilion bowed absent-mindedly, and
rolled her huge brown eyes wearily at the Prophet--“and to Mr. Briskin
Moses.”
The little gentleman made a stage reverence and fluttered his small
hands airily.
“Pretty sight, pretty sight!” he said in a quick and impudent voice.
“All these little dears enjoying themselves so innocently. Mother
Bridgeman’s chickens, I call them. But it’s impossible to count them,
even after they’re hatched. Cheese it!”
The final imperative was flung demurely at a mighty footman, who just
then tried to impound Mr. Moses’s not quite finished brandy-and-soda.
“Sir?” said the mighty footman.
“Cheese it!” cried Mr. Moses, making a gesture of tragic repugnance in
the direction of the footman.
The mighty footman cheesed it with dignity, and afterwards, in the
servants’ hall, spoke very bitterly of Israel.
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