The Prophet offered his arm. Mrs. Bridgeman took it. They walked
forward, and almost instantly came upon Sir Tiglath Butt, who, with
a face even redder than usual, was rolling away from the hall of the
guitars, holding one enormous hand to his ear and snorting indignantly
at the various clairvoyants, card-readers, spiritualists and palmists
whom he encountered at every step he took. The Prophet turned pale, and
Lady Enid, who was just behind him, put on her most sensible expression
and moved quickly forward.
“Ah, Sir Tiglath!” she said. “How delightful of you to come! Catherine,
dear, let me introduce Sir Tiglath Butt to you. Sir Tiglath Butt--Mrs.
Vane Bridgeman.”
Mrs. Bridgeman behaved as usual.
“So glad!” she said. “So enchanted! Just a few interesting people. So
good of you to come. Table-turning is--”
At this moment Lady Enid nipped her friend’s arm, and Sir Tiglath
exclaimed, looking from Mrs. Bridgeman to the Prophet,--
“What, madam? So you’re the brain and eye, eh? Is that it?”
The guitars engaged in “The Gipsies of Granada are wild as mountain
birds,” and Mrs. Bridgeman looked engagingly distraught, and replied,--
“Ah, yes, indeed! The brain and I, Sir Tiglath; so good of you to say
so!”
“You prompted his interest in the holy stars?” continued Sir Tiglath,
speaking very loud, and still stopping one ear with his hand. “You drove
him to the telescope; you told him to clear the matter up, did you?”
“What matter?” said Mrs. Bridgeman, trying not to look as stupid as she
felt, but only with moderate success.
“Say the oxygen, darling,” whispered Lady Enid in one of her ears.
“Say the oxygen!” hissed the Prophet into the other.
“The occiput?” said Mrs. Bridgeman, hearing imperfectly. “Oh, yes, Sir
Tiglath, I told him,--I told Mr. Biggle--to make quite sure--yes, as to
the occiput matter.”
The saturnine little clergyman, who was again in motion near by, caught
his name and stopped, as Sir Tiglath, roaring against “The Gipsies of
Granada,” continued,--
“And your original adviser was Mr. Sagittarius, was he?”
On hearing a word she understood, Mrs. Bridgeman brightened up, and,
perceiving the little clergyman, she answered,--
“Mr. Sagittarius--ah, yes! Sir Tiglath is speaking of you, Mr.
Sagittarius.”
The little clergyman turned almost black in the face.
“Biggle!” he exclaimed, in a voice of thunder. “Biggle! Biggle!”
And, without further parley, he rushed to the cloak-room, seized someone
else’s hat and coat, and fared forth into the night. Lady Enid, who had
meant to coach Mrs. Bridgeman very carefully for the meeting with Sir
Tiglath, but whose plans were completely upset by the astronomer’s
premature advent, now endeavoured to interpose.
“By the way,” she said, in a very calm voice, “where is dear Mr.
Sagittarius? I haven’t seen him yet.”
“I’m afraid he’s angry with me,” said Mrs. Bridgeman, alluding to the
little clergyman. “I really can’t think why.”
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