Now these worthies were in a mental condition of a most complicated
kind. The reception at Zoological House had upset in an hour the
theories and beliefs of a lifetime. Hitherto Madame had always been
filled with shame at the thought that she was not the wife of an
architect but of a prophet, and Mr. Sagittarius had endeavoured to
assume the mein and costume of an outside broker, and had dreamed dreams
of retiring eventually from a hated and despised profession. But now
they found themselves in a magnificent mansion in which the second-rate
members of their own tribe were worshipped and adored, smothered with
attentions, plied with Pommery and looked upon as gods, while they, in
their incognito, were neglected, and paid no more heed to than if they
had been, in reality, mere architects and outside brokers, totally
unconnected with that mysterious occult world which is the fashion of
the moment.
This position of affairs had, not unnaturally, thrown then into a
condition of the gravest excitement. Madame, more especially, had
reached boiling point. Feeling herself, for the first time, an Imperial
creature in exile, who had only to declare herself to receive instant
homage and to be overwhelmed with the most flattering attentions,
her lust of glory developed with alarming rapidity, and she urged her
husband to cast the traditions that had hitherto guided him to the
winds and to declare forthwith his identity with Malkiel the Second, the
business-like and as it were official head of the whole prophetic tribe.
Mr. Sagittarius, for his part, was also fired with the longing for
instant glory, but he was by nature an extremely timid--or shall we
say rather, an extremely prudent--man. He remembered the repeated
injunctions of his great forebear who had lived and died in the Susan
Road beside the gasworks. More, he remembered Sir Tiglath Butt. He was
torn between ambition and terror.
“Declare yourself, Jupiter!” cried Madame. “Declare yourself this
moment!”
“My love!” replied Mr. Sagittarius. “My angel, we must reflect.”
“I have reflected,” retorted Madame.
“There are difficulties, my dear, many difficulties in the way.”
“And what if there are? _Per augustum ad augustibus_. Every fool knows
that.”
“My dear, you are a little hard upon me.”
“And what have you been upon me, I should like to know? What about those
goings-on with the woman Bridgeman? What about your investigations with
that hussy Minerva? You’ve been her owl, that’s what you’ve been!”
She began to show grave symptoms of hysteria. Mr. Sagittarius patted her
hands in great anxiety.
“My love, I have told you, I have sworn--”
“And what man doesn’t swear whenever he gets the chance?” cried Madame.
“Why did I ever marry? _Heu miserum me_.”
“My angel, be calm. I assure you--”
“Very well then, declare yourself, Jupiter, this minute, or I’ll declare
yourself for you!”
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