The Prose Writings of Heinrich HeineHeine, Heinrich
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The Prose Writings of Heinrich Heine
Heine, Heinrich
Heine, Heinrich, 1797-1856 -- Translations into English
"All that you wish shall be done," nodded Maximilian.
The pale lady then drank the contents of the glass, half smiling, half
shuddering.
"I am in a hurry," said the doctor, drawing on his black gloves. "Lie
down quietly, Signora, and move as little as possible."
Led by black Deborah, who lighted him, he left the room. When the two
friends were left alone, they looked at each other for a long time in
silence. In the souls of both thoughts were clamorous which each strove
to hide from the other. The woman, however, suddenly seized the man's
hand and covered it with glowing kisses.
"For God's sake," said Maximilian, "do not agitate yourself so, and lie
back quietly on the sofa."
As Maria fulfilled this wish, he covered her feet carefully with a
shawl, which he previously touched with his lips. She probably noticed
him, for her eyes winked with contentment, like a happy child's.
"Was Mademoiselle Laurence very beautiful?"
"If you will not interrupt me, dear friend, and promise to listen quite
silently, I will tell you circumstantially all that you wish to know."
Smiling in response to Maria's affirmative glance, Maximilian seated
himself on the chair which was beside the sofa, and began his story:--
It is now eight years since I travelled to London to become acquainted
with the language and the people. Confound the people and their language
too! There they take a dozen monosyllables in their mouths, chew them,
gnash them, spit them out again, and they call that speaking!
Fortunately, they are by nature tolerably taciturn, and though they
always gape at us with open mouths, they spare us long conversations.
But woe unto us if we fall into the hands of a son of Albion who has
made the great tour and learnt French on the Continent. He will use the
opportunity to exercise the achieved language, and overwhelm us with
questions on all possible subjects. And scarcely is one question
answered before he comes out with another about one's age or home or
length of one's stay, and with these incessant inquiries he thinks he is
entertaining us in the most delightful manner. One of my friends at
Paris was perhaps right when he maintained that the English learn their
French conversation at the _Bureaux des Passeports_. Their talk is most
useful at table, when they carve their colossal roast beef and inquire
which cut you like, overdone or underdone, the inside or the brown
outside, fat or lean. This roast beef and this roast mutton are the only
good things they have. Heaven preserve every Christian man from their
sauces, which consist of one part of flour and two of butter, or when
the composition aims at a change, of one part of butter and two of
flour. Heaven preserve anyone also from their vegetables, which they
bring on the table cooked in water, just as God created them. Still more
horrible than the cookery of the English are their toasts and _obligato_
speeches, when the table-cloth is taken away and the ladies retire, and
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