The Purple Land: Being the Narrative of One Richard Lamb's Adventures in The Banda Orientál, in South America, as Told By HimselfHudson, W. H. (William Henry)
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The Purple Land: Being the Narrative of One Richard Lamb's Adventures in The Banda Orientál, in South America, as Told By Himself
Hudson, W. H. (William Henry)
Adventure stories; British -- Uruguay -- Fiction; Uruguay -- Fiction
“Lock them up in the _calaboso_ till the Juez comes to-morrow,
Lieutenant,” suggested the old man by the door, speaking through a bushy
white beard and a cloud of tobacco-smoke.
“Do you not know that the door is broken, old fool?” said the officer.
“Lock them up! Here I am neglecting my own affairs to serve the State,
and this is how I am treated. We must now take them to the Juez at his
own house and let him look after them. Come on, boys.”
We were then conducted out of Las Cuevas to a distance of about two
miles, where the Señor Juez resided in the bosom of his family. His
private residence was a very dirty, neglected-looking _estancia_ house,
with a great many dogs, fowls, and children about. We dismounted, and
were immediately taken into a large room, where the magistrate sat at
a table on which lay a great number of papers--goodness knows what they
were about. The Juez was a little hatchet-faced man, with bristly grey
whiskers, standing out like a cat's moustache, and angry eyes--or,
rather with one angry eye, for over the other a cotton handkerchief
was tied. No sooner had we all entered than a hen, leading a brood of a
dozen half-grown chickens, rushed into the room after us, the chickens
instantly distributing themselves about the floor in quest of crumbs,
while the mother, more ambitious, flew on the table, scattering the
papers right and left with the wind she created.
“A thousand demons take the fowls!” cried the Juez, starting up in a
fury. “Man, go and bring your mistress here this instant. I command her
to come.”
This order was obeyed by the person who had ushered us in, a
greasy-looking, swarthy-faced individual, in threadbare military
clothes; and in two or three minutes he returned, followed by a
very fat, slatternly woman, looking very good-tempered, however, who
immediately subsided, quite exhausted, into a chair.
“What is it, Fernando?” she panted.
“What is it? How can you have the courage to ask such a question,
Toribia? Look at the confusion your pestilent fowls are creating amongst
my papers--papers that concern the safety of the republic! Woman, what
measures are you going to take to stop this before I have your fowls all
killed on the spot?”
“What can I do, Fernando?--they are hungry, I suppose. I thought you
wanted to ask my advice about these prisoners--poor fellows! and here
you are with your hens.”
Her placid manner acted like oil on the fire of his wrath. He
stormed about the room, kicking over chairs, and hurling rulers and
paper-weights at the birds, apparently with the most deadly intentions,
but with shockingly bad aim--shouting, shaking his fist at his wife, and
even threatening to commit her for contempt of court when she laughed.
At last, after a great deal of trouble, the fowls were all got out, and
the servant placed to guard the door, with strict orders to decapitate
the first chicken that should attempt to enter and disturb the
proceedings.
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