Doyle, Arthur Conan, 1859-1930 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction; Holmes, Sherlock (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
As if in confirmation of Kidd’s words, six of the pirate crew collapsed
and disappeared into thin air, and a glance at Abeuchapeta was proof
enough of his condition. He had become as clear as crystal, and had it
not been for his rugged outlines he would hardly have been visible even
to his fellow-spirits. As for Kidd, he had taken on the aspect of a
rainbow, and it was patent that his fears for himself were all too well
founded.
Bonaparte embarked the leaders of the band first, returning subsequently
for the others, and repaired with them at once to the _Gehenna_, where
they were ushered into the presence of Sherlock Holmes. The first
question he asked was as to the whereabouts of the House-boat.
“That we do not know,” replied Kidd, mournfully, gazing downward at the
wreck of his former self. “We came ashore, sir, early yesterday morning,
in search of food. It appears that when—acting in a wholly inexcusable
fashion, and influenced, I confess it, by motives of revenge—I made off
with your club-house, I neglected to ascertain if it were well stocked
with provisions, a fatal error; for when we endeavored to get supper we
discovered that the larder contained but half a bottle of farcie olives,
two salted almonds, and a soda cracker—not a luxurious feast for
sixty-nine pirates and a hundred and eighty-three women to sit down to.”
“That’s all nonsense,” said Demosthenes. “The House Committee had
provided enough supper for six hundred people, in anticipation of the
appetite of the members on their return from the fight.”
“Of course they did,” said Confucius; “and it was a good one, too—salads,
salmon glacé, lobsters—every blessed thing a man can’t get at home we
had; and what is more, they’d been delivered on board. I saw to that
before I went up the river.”
“Then,” moaned Kidd, “it is as I suspected. We were the victims of base
treachery on the part of those women.”
“Treachery? Well, I like that. Call it reciprocity,” said Hamlet,
dryly.
“We were informed by the ladies that there was nothing for supper save
the items I have already referred to,” said Kidd. “I see it all now. We
had tried to make them comfortable, and I put myself to some considerable
personal inconvenience to make them easy in their minds, but they were
ungrateful.”
“Whatever induced you to take ’em along with you?” asked Socrates.
“We didn’t want them,” said Kidd.
“We didn’t know they were on board until it was too late to turn back.
They’d broken in, and were having the club all to themselves in your
absence.”
“It served you good and right,” said Socrates, with a laugh. “Next time
you try to take things that don’t belong to you, maybe you’ll be a trifle
more careful as to whose property you confiscate.”
“But the House-boat—you haven’t told us how you lost her,” put in
Raleigh, impatiently.
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