The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the ColonelAldrich, Thomas Bailey
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The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel
Aldrich, Thomas Bailey
Fiction
If I remember rightly, it was two months since I had laid eyes on my
cousin, when, on returning home one evening, I noticed that the front
door stood wide open, and had apparently been left to take care of
itself. As I mounted the steps, a little annoyed at Mary's
carelessness, I heard voices in the hall. Washington Flagg was standing
at the foot of the staircase, with his hand on the newel-post, and Mrs.
Wesley was halfway up the stairs, as if in the act of descending. I
learned later that she had occupied this position for about three
quarters of an hour. She was extremely pale and much agitated. Flagg's
flushed face and tilted hat told his part of the story. He was not in
one of his saturnine moods. He was amiably, and, if I may say it,
gracefully drunk, and evidently had all his wits about him.
"I've been telling Mrs. Wesley," he began at once, as if I had been
present all the while, and he was politely lifting me into the
conversation--"I've been telling Mrs. Wesley that I'm a Lost Cause."
"A lost soul," was Mrs. Wesley's amendment from the staircase. "Oh,
Tom, I am so glad you have come! I thought you never would! I let him
in an hour or two ago, and he has kept me here ever since."
"You were so entertaining," said my cousin, with a courteous sweep of
his disengaged hand, and speaking with that correctness of enunciation
which sometimes survives everything.
"Flagg," I said, stepping to his side, "you will oblige me by returning
to your lodgings."
"You think I'm not all right?"
"I am sure of it."
"And you don't want me here, dear old boy?"
"No, I don't want you here. The time has come for me to be frank with
you, Flagg, and I see that your mind is clear enough to enable you to
understand what I say."
"I reckon I can follow you, Thomas."
"My stock of romantic nonsense about kinship and family duties, and all
that, has given out, and will not be renewed."
"Won't do business any more at the old stand?"
"Exactly so. I have done everything I could to help you, and you have
done nothing whatever for yourself. You have not even done yourself the
scant justice of treating Clara and me decently. In future you will be
obliged to look after your own affairs, financial as well as social.
Your best plan now is to go to work. I shall no longer concern myself
with your comings and goings, except so far as to prevent you from
coming here and disturbing Clara. Have you put that down?"
"Wesley, my boy, I'll pay you for this."
"If you do, it will be the first thing you have paid for since you came
North."
My statement, however accurate, was not wholly delicate, and I
subsequently regretted it, but when a patient man loses his patience he
goes to extremes. Washington Flagg straightened himself for an instant,
and then smiled upon me in an amused, patronizing way quite
untranslatable.
"Thomas, that was neat, very neat--for you. When I see Judge Ashburton
Todhunter I'll tell him about it. It's the sort of mild joke he likes."
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