The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the ColonelAldrich, Thomas Bailey
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The Queen of Sheba, and My Cousin the Colonel
Aldrich, Thomas Bailey
Fiction
The next morning my cousin was early astir, possibly not having found
that narrow springless lounge all a 'possum could wish, and joined us
in discussing a plan which I had proposed overnight to Mrs. Wesley,
namely, that he should hire an apartment in a quiet street near by, and
take his meals--that was to say, his dinner--with us, until he could
make such arrangements as would allow him to live more conveniently. To
return South, where all the lines of his previous business connections
were presumably broken, was at present out of the question.
"The war has ruined our people," said the colonel. "I will have to put
up for a while with a place in a bank or an insurance office, or
something in that small way. The world owes me a living, North or
South."
His remark nettled me a little, though he was, of course, unaware of my
relations with the Savonarola Fire Insurance Company, and had meant no
slight.
"I don't quite see that," I observed.
"Don't see what?"
"How the world contrived to get so deeply into your debt--how all the
points of the compass managed it."
"Thomas, I didn't ask to be born, did I?"
"Probably not."
"But I was born, wasn't I?"
"To all appearances."
"Well, then!"
"But you cannot hold the world in general responsible for your birth.
The responsibility narrows itself down to your parents."
"Then I am euchred. By one of those laws of nature which make this
globe a sweet spot to live on, they were taken from me just when I
needed them most--my mother in my infancy, and my father in my
childhood."
"But your father left you something?"
"The old gentleman left me nothing, and I've been steadily increasing
the legacy ever since."
"What did you do before the war?" inquired Clara sympathetically. His
mention of his early losses had touched her.
"Oh, a number of things. I read law for a while. At one time I was
interested in a large concern for the manufacture of patent metallic
burial cases; but nobody seemed to die that year. Good health raged
like an epidemic all over the South. Latterly I dabbled a little in
stocks--and stocks dabbled in me."
"You were not successful, then?" I said.
"I was at first, but when the war fever broke out and the Southern
heart was fired, everything that didn't go down went up."
"And you couldn't meet your obligations?"
"That wasn't the trouble--I couldn't get away from them," replied the
colonel, with a winsome smile. "I met them at every corner."
The man had a fashion of turning his very misfortunes into
pleasantries. Surely prosperity would be wasted on a person so gifted
with optimism. I felt it to be kind and proper, however, to express the
hope that he had reached the end of his adversity, and to assure him
that I would do anything I could in the world to help him.
"Tom Wesley, I believe you would."
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