The Queen of the Swamp, and other plain AmericansCatherwood, Mary Hartwell
General
The Queen of the Swamp, and other plain Americans
Catherwood, Mary Hartwell
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Well,” she replied quickly, “you took care of me first. I think I must
have been out of my senses. But having this little monster to handle
made things appear very different.”
T’férgore blinked lazily, and struck out with ineffectual fists. The
cherub-wings were perhaps hidden in folds of mull, but gazing on this
wonderful creature’s allurements, I was seized with a Saturn-like
desire to bite and devour every flower-tinted atom. I forgot that the
Old Daguerreotype was at the gate, and worried my prey, breaking into
a rhapsody of baby Romany.
In the midst of my Bess’ums and S’eetums, and Old Dol’ums, Uncle
Doctor appeared before me, and bent himself at T’férgore’s shrine,
with an expression nearly as idiotic as my own. He clucked, whistled,
and snapped his fingers, and for one moment I thought he was going
to dance. But his legs were taken too stiffly for that, and he only
limbered his entire length and cracked the glass in a way which damaged
him forever as my Old Daguerreotype.
Then he straightened himself up apologetically and shook hands with
Jennie, saying in his most ministerial tones, “And how are you to-day,
Dr. Jane?”
I must say that everything Uncle Doctor did on this occasion astonished
me. It was the first time I had been permitted to see a visitor, and
they should have prepared me for the unusual side-lights I should
now catch upon the Old Daguerreotype. He held professional women in
disdain, and I had heard him utter homilies against wives who tacked
all their maiden or acquired names before their husband’s cognomen. Yet
here he was parading Dr. Jane’s title, and almost capering before her
in his exuberant desire to win favor.
They sat down around me, and I noticed how unembarrassed Jennie was
by the Daguerreotype’s white tie and the clip of his lips and fearful
respectability.
“A little daughter in the house,” said Uncle Doctor Theophilus,
indicating with pomp the human atom in my lap, “is indeed a well-spring
of pleasure.”
“We counted on her brother Trotwood Copperfield, instead of his sister
Betsey Trotwood,” said Julian.
“It was a mere fancy,” I insisted, “and girls are just as good as boys
any day.”
“Better,” granted Julian.
“I’m quite as glad that T’férgore is a girl.”
“But it disarranges the name,” said Julian. “His name was Fergus
Dering, but I think we shall have to call her Ferguson.”
“Not at all,” I dissented indignantly.
“T’férgore!” mused Uncle Doctor Theophilus. “What kind of un-Christian
appellation have you stumbled upon there?”
“The name being Fergus,” explained Julian, “we call her--as Lena would
put it--T’férgore in short.”
We sat in silences of several minutes at a time, hearing an apple drop
in the orchard, the call of the katydids, or the restless stepping of
Leander in his stable. Already the smoky light of autumn was mellowing
distances.
“How remote this little spot appears to be from the centres of
traffic,” said Uncle Doctor Theophilus, with a pulpit gesture.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account